apple tater

this is a bobby flay hate page.

[apple tater @aldi3wickcandle]

how many scoopie tokens do i have to trade in for scoopie to come out and just rock my shit

[apple tater @aldi3wickcandle]

bottom of my springform pan started leaking as i put my deep dish pumpkin pie in the oven.... this is my only pride and joy of the thanksgiving get together. someone PLEASE lay their metaphorical hands upon us

[apple tater @aldi3wickcandle]

pairing your day coordinated thong with dickies bibs is cunt. Obviously.

[. @traumazinemegs]

everybody moved on but im still here

[apple tater @aldi3wickcandle]

it feels like such a privilege to have been made a hot girl with a gstring peeking out the top of my jeans 😭😭🫶🏽

[apple tater @aldi3wickcandle]

:( i'm not a bad dog, i don't know why i bite

[apple tater @aldi3wickcandle]

Mid croutons on a salad are actually by default F tier. piss me off.

[apple tater @aldi3wickcandle]

They don't want you to know this, but they are scalping children in Tennessee for Dolly Parton's wigs

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

they injected me with mental illness when i was a baby because they didn't like that i radiated moonlight and had stars inside my eyes . they were jealous of me

[rosie @crookedcourses]

acetaminopheminenomenon

[clare @sadderlizards]

stomach ache again

[apple tater @aldi3wickcandle]

@hoezierharry ✅hot

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

this would work on me

[apple tater @aldi3wickcandle]

Denim shorts are always sluttiest on the first day of wear and I have greatly underestimated that in getting ready for work today

[apple tater @aldi3wickcandle]

@drpepper just tried the creamy coconut flavor.... babe i love you down bad but i'm ngl that was kinda fucked up :/// i think maybe we could call it on fitting a 24th flavor in there ! 😚🫶🏽

[clare @sadderlizards]

yeah i’m just chilling