AldiHelpPage

Here to help you! Everyday from 8am-11:00pm. Please tweet us for any queries or call us on 0191-699-699.

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Please make sure to follow my new account @iBemuse - posting the most craziest mind boggling things you'll see on twitter!!

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“@_markclelland: Best thing I've seen in ages man http://t.co/e66rorrDYL” something @tesco would sell

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Haha we've only gone and told the chavs outside the store to take a piss in Tesco's burgers for some snide Jaffa's!👍

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@joshualeslie_ @Mulkeen_ #PrayForAldiHelpPage <3

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“@BeeBoggle: Look at these dodgy snouts I just got off my neighbour. What fucking language is THAT? http://t.co/E6UA1NQbMZ” Waitrose lngauge

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“@ASDA_HelpTeam: If ASDA gets on the @TheLadBible then I'll let the paedo caretaker suck me off for free” You told me he's already done that

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Asda at 11pm @ASDA_HelpTeam

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@YourMnSOutlet @xtinewallis @thecoopfood @ASDA_HelpTeam @CostcoHelpTeam shut up Marksies nobody likes you mate.

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Hi rio do u want picking up in the morning pal

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“@ItzJustSam: That ass though http://t.co/oY2t72u2C1” does LIDL sell those "ass" mate? How much?

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@Tesco remember when you sold beef? Nope neither can I...

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@chris_miller85 @eBay_HelpTeam @BenGee_dN @RMG_ScareCrow @ASDA_HelpTeam sounds like something that Waitrose sell, robbing horsemeat bastards

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@HathamM Thanks, workers here at Aldi love compliments 💛❤️ Just remember to say no to horsemeat.. Yes to anything and.. No to horsemeat!

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@AldiHelpPage omfg you are gonna make my twitter the funniest shit 😂😂😂😂😂

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@eBay_HelpTeam @thecoopfood @Meggggan_ @Aldi_Offers @ASDA_HelpTeam @Tesco_helpteam could've been worse, could've been shopping at Morrison's

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#WMAJustinBieber #WMAOneDirection do you lot shop at Aldi?

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@ASDA_HelpTeam @sainsburys you ain't funny LADZ

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Which one of you bastards took Nan on a shopping trip?

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@ASDA_HelpTeam is this your Dad in our shop mate?

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Remember when you said that you were so hungry that you could actually eat a horse? Well.. You did.