aldristavan

just here for the nonsense

[aldristavan @aldristavan]

@wittgensteinien it's giving laura ramoso CALN DZAUHN

[aldristavan @aldristavan]

@omgsidewalks Wait a minute, how many times are you going to tweet this??

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

There is a whale known as the “52 Hz Whale” (sometimes called the loneliest whale in the world) that has been swimming the oceans for decades calling out at a frequency of 52 Hertz, a pitch no other known whale species uses or responds to.
Scientists first detected it in the 1980s, and it has been tracked sporadically ever since. While most whales communicate in the 10–40 Hz range, this individual sings alone in its own unique “voice.” It travels vast distances, often following migration routes but never seeming to find companions.

[julia @juumelo_]

when a white boy asks you to put sunscreen on him that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[aldristavan @aldristavan]

if not eldritch horror, why eldritch horror shaped

[Schmidt Ocean @SchmidtOcean]

This is a deep-sea isopod. Dr. Johanna Weston, deep-ocean biologist and guest investigator at @WHOI, is confident this is Bathyopsurus nybelini, one of her favorite animals. Learn why via the YouTube caption: https://t.co/yDxWrRjS97

[aldristavan @aldristavan]

WHY ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT SALAD CREAM TF

[aldristavan @aldristavan]

@JohnLigjo @bridgetekelly Bitch shut up

[le kola 👹 @breadycheekstae]

deadnaming turkey as a form of micro-aggression against the extreme nationalist

[aldristavan @aldristavan]

@r_xdacted I’m just saying I want Matthew Rhys to assassinate me and complain to Elizabeth about it after

[aldristavan @aldristavan]

janie lee curmis has been in her pronunciation era ever since intergenerational traouwma (respectful)

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Mariska said girl you sound DUMB

[aldristavan @aldristavan]

I think we’re all forgetting about the most important thing here. What in the hell is salad cream.

[aldristavan @aldristavan]

bring back mccarthyism

[northwest zombie girl @VOxDoesStuf]

I'm american and would gladly eat the pub cheese and onion roll

[aldristavan @aldristavan]

@zenyanna “no really I would like another raw onion block cheese sandwich”

[aldristavan @aldristavan]

@zenyanna “goes great with …. salad cream”

[aldristavan @aldristavan]

Finally watched the finale of The Americans. I am not well.

[aldristavan @aldristavan]

Can I say something without y’all getting mad

[Largacty3 𓅃 @largacty3]

The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll

[aldristavan @aldristavan]

in times of crisis, please consider: spaghetti

[emi @vxmpcore_]

men be like i know a spot and its bald

[aldristavan @aldristavan]

@largacty3 [trembling]: what is … salad cream? ?? ?????