Yo.Soy.Chino

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Didn’t get a chance to see my wife’s boobs before I left for work. Day ruined. Fuck everything.

[gross boy🐌 @grossb0y]

giant isopods still blow my mind like wtf do u mean there's just a "giant" version of the little guys

[soli @solisolsoli]

By Yuliya Litvinova

[Wipor Mont @WiporMont]

Don't worry, I just need an ibuprofen.

[fluffypoofer @fluffypoofa]

Those were good times

[Jose 🚬 @jse_dc]

pov te invité a cenar y todavía no me dijiste si lo que te cociné esta rico https://t.co/FbHc3VvRy6

[claire @claireyael]

the grease in your hair seeps into ur skull and whispers evil messages into your brain and when you shower it goes away and you feel better

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

"Sorry I got plans"

The plans:

[Discuss Avatar @DiscussAvatar]

Tomorrow we invade the Fire Nation.

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

splish splash