motobaby 🏁

i literally tweet my every fleeting thought so ♐️ alejandra_padcast 📷

[motobaby 🏁 @ale_padcast]

My job gave us a bonus just to be nice and an oner order has already been placed 🫩

[motobaby 🏁 @ale_padcast]

They traded AWigg I’m sick as hell

[motobaby 🏁 @ale_padcast]

I needa gym but i physically feel incapable of it 😭

[motobaby 🏁 @ale_padcast]

I know my meds are working bc the amount of anxiety I get if I try to lay down and relax like my nervous system is lit yelling at me to gtf up and be productive ✋🏽

[motobaby 🏁 @ale_padcast]

This is the 3rd thing he says he loves more how I make it vs his mom 😇

[motobaby 🏁 @ale_padcast]

When my bf and I moved in together I told him I’ll cook anything for him EXCEPT caldo de pescado/camaron.. guess what I cooked him for his birthday 🙂

[motobaby 🏁 @ale_padcast]

@BhargavaChitti @HanaHoops If Wemby had gotten injured during game 4 after that 29 pt lead and couldn’t return, they would’ve said the same thing about the Knicks. You’re basing your answer off 10min Hali played. Okc was always gonna win.

[motobaby 🏁 @ale_padcast]

Honestly Zach needs to gtfo and set my girl Kayda free w all these weird ass questions 😐

[motobaby 🏁 @ale_padcast]

I take it back, get her the HELL outta my villa

[motobaby 🏁 @ale_padcast]

I need them to put a cowboy in for my girl Kenzie 😭

[motobaby 🏁 @ale_padcast]

The smell of insulin makes me wanna jump out the window

[motobaby 🏁 @ale_padcast]

Watching episode 9 of love island knowing that Bea is leaving is making me sad bc she’s grown sm on me 😭

[motobaby 🏁 @ale_padcast]

My baby’s first trip around the sun 🥹

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

The Knicks winning a world championship is cool & all but exposing the world to what an unlikable fraud this guy is might be the best part of this. NYC most hated ppl ever & somehow this guy was more hateable. There can’t be anyone left who likes this guy outside of spurs fans??

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

I want wemby’s ankles turned into taco bell meat by tonight

[motobaby 🏁 @ale_padcast]

Someone called Wemby “wimpynyama” and I stealing that lmaoo

[Fouled City @Linebackerdort]

I always thought Wemby hate would come from him being too good at basketball. Watching 29 fanbases unite over him being a dirty flopper is kind of beautiful.

#thewembywhistle

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

Just paid an etsy witch to curse Wembanyama tomorrow

[motobaby 🏁 @ale_padcast]

I love trinity fr 🤣

[Champion Daniel @baseddaniel]

Nobody thinks you’re a villain, we think you’re a bitch

[Bin 💍 @binhof19]

HOLY FUCK I DIDNT REALIZE THIS THEY LITERALLY CANT GIVE HIM A FLAGARANT OR HES SUSPENDED FOR A GAME HOLY SHIT