Alec Brehm

[Alec Brehm @alec_brehm]

@SomborShuffling Not that hard tbh, just have to live at your grandpa’s vacation home

[Alec Brehm @alec_brehm]

@Sam_Peshek

[Alec Brehm @alec_brehm]

Alright who let you carve pumpkins? @Sam_Peshek

[Michael Schaffer @mchaelschaffer]

This is the best thing I’ve seen on the internet all year.

[Alec Brehm @alec_brehm]

@WRBolen Rockets just re-signed Gerald, you know what that means...

[Alec Brehm @alec_brehm]

@Sam_Peshek Tongue slip game 💯

[Conor Smith @conorsmith]

M.I.A. - Paper Planes

▶ 🔘──────── 3:25

M.I.A. - Paper Planes (feat. a 17th century musket)

▶ 🔘──────── 27:18

[United 2026 @united2026]

The world will unite in North America! #United2026 has officially won the right to host the @FIFAWorldCup!

🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇸 | https://t.co/jbld3pvI99

[Hardwood Paroxysm @HPbasketball]

Twitter complaining about Harden drawing fouls is way more annoyin than Harden actually drawing fouls.

[Alec Brehm @alec_brehm]

50 POINT QUARTER FOR THE ROCKETS

[ESPN @espn]

1

SEED

CLINCHED 🚀

[Hardwood Paroxysm @HPbasketball]

Houston had the 12th best offensive efficiency in NBA history last year.

I talked to D'Antoni before the season and he said he thought they'd be better this year. I thought he was nuts.

The Rockets currently have the No.1 offensive efficiency.

In NBA history.

[Negro Bane/Tha Shark @thashark316]

When Joe Johnson sees Andre Johnson courtside at Toyota Center

[Ross Bolen @WRBolen]

Before tonight, no one in NBA history had ever achieved a 60-point triple-double.

60 points, 11 assists, 10 rebounds.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2017

[Chris Paul @CP3]

Nothing like the Holiday Spirit 😂🚀🤘🏾

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

isnt rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

[Alec Brehm @alec_brehm]

@Sam_Peshek @HillaryGillin You know the phrase, "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"? I think of it more as "a Sam in the Lincoln is worth a good time downtown".

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

"You promise you didn't get me bees again"
[me from a distance] just open it

[Alec Brehm @alec_brehm]

@OakenMusk :(