Alec DeBoard

white, unremarkable

[Pukicho @pukicho]

I don’t like going outside because I’m worried things will occur

[Alec DeBoard @alec_deboard]

Reaching out to my estranged family on the dance floor

[Alec DeBoard @alec_deboard]

I always get drunk and try to hit up my therapist

[Alec DeBoard @alec_deboard]

I smell like beef.Rt if you agree

[Alec DeBoard @alec_deboard]

gotta stop getting drunk and looking at peoples feet

[Alec DeBoard @alec_deboard]

@gaysaffelstein @pharoahsangle @Gaga3tylerr @roryygilmores Avg life expectancy is 77

[Alec DeBoard @alec_deboard]

It’s a dry heat

[Alec DeBoard @alec_deboard]

Don’t talk to me as we’re entering the bathroom?? No man wants to hear about my tableau while he’s standing at the urinal??

[Alec DeBoard @alec_deboard]

Aha

[Alec DeBoard @alec_deboard]

No thoughts, just vibes (usually bad ones)

[Alec DeBoard @alec_deboard]

@goooeydisk Bro what

[Alec DeBoard @alec_deboard]

I’m not mouth breathing, you’re mouth breathing.

[Alec DeBoard @alec_deboard]

Girlie pop (me) is chillin (does not need another drink)

[Alec DeBoard @alec_deboard]

My whole life is just waiting for the next chance for someone to give me the mic to Down by @jaysean

[Alec DeBoard @alec_deboard]

my love language is buying shots

[Alec DeBoard @alec_deboard]

Great day for a hot, wet apple

[Alec DeBoard @alec_deboard]

@karianne_joy rip

[Alec DeBoard @alec_deboard]

I’m very aware I’m talking about robot vacuums at the bar

[Alec DeBoard @alec_deboard]

Bouta hire an intern to transcribe my drunk ramblings so Jason doesn’t have to say “what” so many times

[Alec DeBoard @alec_deboard]

Anyone have any opinions?