Alec Hammer

[Alec Hammer @alec_hammer]

Shoutout to pi day in a month

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@EmilySchackmuth Bailey, Sonjer, and I....

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@DenisB_32 how you going to DM me

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@EmilySchackmuth kidz bop 2004 tho

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@TraciTurnblad @EmilySchackmuth I knew what was going on. Pretty much a glow kit expert.

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@EmilySchackmuth Gave you all my points

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@trystalzz #nerd #snuckums

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@EmilySchackmuth low key you love it tho #GiddyUp #RedneckEmily #RidingHorsesToClass

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@iWolf03 i just crave for the possibility of getting ecoli

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@iWolf03 find a Chipotle

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@baycarr12 think it was the Wild

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

Baffled if people still use the name Gary. Who looks at a baby and is like "yep, it's a Gary".

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@ALzajac I would really enjoy the actual face including hair, glasses, and the scar.

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There needs to be a Harry Potter emoji

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@KrisSanchez @UberFacts @Seth_4rnold

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@EmilySchackmuth might have been ur soul mate

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When Victoria's Secret thinks I'm a girl and keeps sending "Alexandra" coupons every week.

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"Beat the odds of not falling down, beware or rearranged furniture" @Seth_4rnold