Alec

[James Holzhauer @James_Holzhauer]

One day we will invent the technology to eat hot dogs indoors

[Michael Amato @amato_mike]

Nice to see a long-suffering franchise with only 3 Stanley Cups in the past 15 years finally get rewarded.

[getPucksDeeeeeeep @BeeTEE15]

nobody:

ESPN broadcasting a powerplay:

[SKITTLES @Skittles]

My weekend wasn't great but at least I didn't choke away a 3-1 playoff lead. Anyways taste the rainbow

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

Final.

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

“It’s a lot better than Vancouver, I’ll tell you that for free.”

Bo Horvat from the top rope!

[Winnipeg Jets @NHLJets]

Confirming Aaron Rodgers’ report:

[unprofessional hockey scout @OVECHKlN]

you know keep it simple, get some pucks deep and take it one shift at a time

[aiden @AidoUnchained]

Patrick Kane when he gets to NYC:

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

[Alec @alec_hutter]

Congratulations bro!
@matt_desiderio

[NAHL @NAHLHockey]

#NAHL Commitment Alert: @theaustinbruins and Top Prospects defenseman Matt Desiderio @matt_desiderio has committed to play NCAA Division I @collegehockey for @BrownU_MHockey in @ecachockey https://t.co/N5dSsMOYpn

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

My wife is a lucky woman.

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

Bo Horvat, the Islander. ✍️

#NHLAllStar | @NYIslanders

[Emma Manzini @EmmaManzini]

Totally loving Taylor Swift's suit, which is designed to break up her shape against the background, thereby making it difficult for German U-Boats to calculate her range, speed and direction.

[Yes Men Outfitters @YesMenOutfitter]

Thank you for the greatest sports moment of my lifetime. The closest I've ever been.

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Damn it.

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

🤢🤢🤢

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Love the holidays. Hate holiday travel.