Alec Adams

Can do stand up. Like to write things occasionally. Stay hungry. Stay foolish.

[Alec Adams @alec_zandr]

Plug-in hybrids are boring!

Not this one!

Lamborghini Revuelto is truly a modern classic.

[Alec Adams @alec_zandr]

@MercedesBenzUSA This is bad, like really bad. Every part of this is bad. Don’t get me started on the taillights.

Also JUST PUT A REAL V8 in there!? We don’t want this, please keep it.

Have a nice day

[Alec Adams @alec_zandr]

@TomCruise how’s my form?

[Alec Adams @alec_zandr]

My dad is a die hard Catholic

[Alec Adams @alec_zandr]

Got married and here’s the deal

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

The suspension of @jimmykimmel and the promise to silence other Late Night hosts for criticizing the administration should disturb everyone on the Right, Left, and Center.  It’s wrong and anyone with a conscience knows it’s wrong.

[Alec Adams @alec_zandr]

Wrote this because the voices inside told me I should.

https://t.co/J6tOh7lOTg https://t.co/J6tOh7lOTg

[Alec Adams @alec_zandr]

Crazy skill to put on a job resume.

[ShanghaiPanda （ Account deactivation） @thinking_panda]

This Chinese restaurant is so big that the waiters have to deliver the food like this.👇👍😅

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

This sketch came out 17 years ago

[Alec Adams @alec_zandr]

New bit about pointing!

[Alec Adams @alec_zandr]

@ChrysoulaPapas It’s a funny joke, and even though it was oddly specific and really not needed at all. Still funny, and it’s a joke, not to be taken this seriously.

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

R.I.P Mac Miller 🕊️

[ashlyn victoria ◡̈ @AshlynKonieczka]

yall wanna keep saying that’s not helmet to helmet??

[🦌 @kr9tz]

aj “fuck ur height” green

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Christopher Nolan and Emma Thomas have been knighted by the King of England.

They are now Sir Christopher Nolan and Dame Emma Thomas.

[Alec Adams @alec_zandr]

This is great, love it

[isa¹ @intonorris]

choosing to drive his ferrari after winning the wcc against them is very sexy of him

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

GO PACK GO!!!!
Happy Thanksgiving & all dat! We eating seafood in Lambeau tn!!!! Frozen Tundra with Jordan Cold Hearted Love! And Josh Icebreaker Jacobs! Brrr. Frozen cheese call it “freeze” don’t move it’s an arm robbery and what’s a QB with no arm?! A Tua? 🤷🏽‍♂️
🧀head, no cap.

[Alec Adams @alec_zandr]

Mac still coming out with music! Love it. Excited to hear it

[NFR Podcast @nfr_podcast]

MAC MILLER
BALLOONERISM 💿

OFFICIAL ALBUM TRAILER 🎥

🚨JANUARY 17TH🚨 https://t.co/FoUbMIYJoW

[Scott LaughPack @LAUGHPACKNEWS]

Great show last week! Thanks to all who came out! #comedy