alec meyers

Cottage Cheese Enthusiast

[alec meyers @alecander0_0]

a pun i wrote is on tv and im so happy 😭

[alec meyers @alecander0_0]

@Nike i love you. will you please dm me a discount promo code

[alec meyers @alecander0_0]

@TygerrFish i’m back on the cow milk

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

I for one am shocked that the market isn’t responding better to 16th century mercantilist trade policies.

[alec meyers @alecander0_0]

Ah, just like the statue of liberty says!

“Give me your millionaires, give me your billionaires, your fat few yearning to exploit the American workforce.”

https://t.co/kX7zDC6MMI

[alec meyers @alecander0_0]

@TygerrFish Highly recommend cancelling your gym membership and picking up the morning stocker shift in the lumber department.

[Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @MoltisantiThots]

They're Republican now, the Teamsters?

[alec meyers @alecander0_0]

Happy Mother’s Day to all moms except sea turtles

[alec meyers @alecander0_0]

The problem with turkey bacon is that they call it bacon. If you stop thinking of it as a bacon substitute, suddenly it’s much more tasty. A small mental hurdle, but worth it imo.

If frozen yogurt was called yogurt ice cream we wouldn’t have seen the froyo wave of the 2010s.

[alec meyers @alecander0_0]

@ShaanVP “labor union”

[Internal Tech Emails @TechEmails]

Larry Page emails Google exec

January 23, 2006

[alec meyers @alecander0_0]

@TakeoffTone also this lol

[alec meyers @alecander0_0]

@Pavldozer @DanAmira

[alec meyers @alecander0_0]

@WillTheLandMan Couldn’t boycotting inadvertently give them a leg to stand on in their “streaming isn’t profitable enough” position?

[Internal Tech Emails @TechEmails]

Microsoft's gaming chief: "We are exactly like Polaroid"

February 15, 2019

[Internal Tech Emails @TechEmails]

Steve Jobs emails Adobe's CEO

May 26, 2005

[alec meyers @alecander0_0]

They would rather pay construction crews to demolish public works than pay writers and actors to create the products they sell

[Bill Wolkoff @flying_lobster]

Every year in lieu of a holiday bonus studios lay off writers room support staffs during Xmas & new years when shows are idle. It's a common industry practice. So TV writer/producers (gladly) pay the staff out of their own pockets to cover this deficit. Please spare me this bs.

[alec meyers @alecander0_0]

@TygerrFish Was worried for a moment that my crutch would no longer be available