Ale

TERF Agent 22403. Deliberately Defiant, “Dreadful Middle Aged Woman”. Laughter is my first language. 🇺🇸 First follow is free. No refunds.

[Ale @Alecaticus]

🤣 Good things come to good boys who WAIT.

[MacMally 🍀 @MacMallyMMA]

🚨BREAKING🚨 I’ve just seen my new favorite video on the internet

[Ale @Alecaticus]

You have a separate book that you’re quoting from. Additionally, you celebrate Pioneer Day as a religious holiday. It occurs to me that using a separate foundational text and celebrating separate holidays & prophets means you, Mormons, wanted to be separate. No?

Why does this matter by the way? Sincere question.

[bitchuneedsoap @bitchuneedsoap]

I’ve been inside the Delaney Hall Signal chats for a week now.

Right now they’re falling apart.

In-fighting. Finger pointing. Nobody agrees on who’s leading what. People questioning strategy in real time.

It’s beautiful.

More to come

[Ale @Alecaticus]

@HollyGrayle @3dzipp0 Stores should have decency rules. We can’t effectively legislate clothing beyond indecent exposure but businesses could deny services based on impropriety.

I’m all for it. Come in dressed like a hooker? Out ya go and don’t come back.

[The Global Letter @TGLetter]

INDIA JUST PUBLISHED THE EXACT LIST OF WHAT THEY WERE SELLING TO GET INTO AMERICAN WORKPLACES

Not vague fraud. Not "some bad actors." NAMED CREDENTIALS. SPECIFIC INSTITUTIONS. Field by field.

🇮🇳 Medicine — fake medical degrees sold to applicants seeking hospital jobs in the US, UK, France, and Canada
🇮🇳 Nursing — counterfeit nursing certificates with fake seals, fake holograms, fake registrar signatures
🇮🇳 Engineering — forged engineering credentials specifically engineered to pass employer verification
🇮🇳 One institution — 36,025 fake degrees sold while awarding only 5,455 real ones
🇮🇳 Price per fake credential — as little as $1,400
🇮🇳 Total seized — 100,000+ counterfeit certificates from 22 universities
🇮🇳 Suspects arrested — 11, across multiple Indian states
🇮🇳 Estimated fakes still in circulation — 1,000,000
🇮🇳 H-1B approvals going to Indian nationals — 71% of all approvals in FY2024
🇮🇳 H-1B holders who ended up in junior or entry-level positions — 83% during Biden's term

💀 11 arrests
💀 22 universities implicated
💀 ZERO of the credentials targeted military bases or government facilities
💀 100% civilian workforce infiltration — hospitals, engineering firms, tech companies

Every credential on this list was designed to place someone in a job that requires skills they never actually proved they had. Not contractors. WORKERS IN AMERICAN WORKPLACES.

Ken Paxton's investigation is still running. These are the credentials it was built to find.

I'll keep you updated. Turn on notifications. 🚨

[New York Post @nypost]

98-year-old beaten with broomstick in NYC by woman handing out flyers for Democratic Socialist of America candidate https://t.co/CJiiVZk4ya

[Ale @Alecaticus]

@Sorelle_Arduino @PumpkinBorne he’s just ecstatic some poor medical worker touched his balls

[Ale @Alecaticus]

Girl Juice & Ball Ache
two things no woman would ever utter.

[Le_Sorelle_Arduino KPSS @Sorelle_Arduino]

Joseph Lavery’s kid kicked him in the balls*

A parenting hazard for any mum…

Menfolk, I am well aware this is a painful thing but I’ve never heard of a man heading to ER for morphine after a kick to the nuts, is this a thing?

*no sniggering at the back 🤭

[Ale @Alecaticus]

I took a religious studies course last year. When this topic came up, there were big disagreements amongst the Mormons on whether they considered themselves Christian or not. I had no idea it was of any contention but apparently it is within the large Mormon community in my area. The professor shut the argument down with you’re Christian if you say you are and nobody gets to disagree with how you see yourself.

I have no skin in this - just relaying what I witnessed. Perhaps it’s part of that disagreement?

[Ale @Alecaticus]

@CelataVexata @GrumpyTechBro @joonbug @TheKJofTikTok @ur_un_here @SyntheticOmen @realAdemKural @barryinthefiles @Suinarya Seriously? China building child abusing bots would not be surprising. Are they seeking out the females too?

[Genevieve Gluck @WomenReadWomen]

@InclusionCA Trans-identified male Adam Laboucan, convicted of raping an infant, assaulted a female inmate while housed in a women’s prison in BC after she called him a “pedophile.”

The woman was punished by being placed in segregation for “inciting” his assault.

https://t.co/EA9vkLbaNH

[Ale @Alecaticus]

@MulhollandL0ver @BOOSIEOFFICIAL pResTiGiOuS LAwFiRm 😂
Dumbass. He ain’t going to invite you, dude.

[Ale @Alecaticus]

🤢 Your fetish has oozed out again, Stephen. Fecking hell man. The rest of us need antibiotics now.

[No° @No4167]

He actually wrote a poem about his inverted penis and his scrotum sewn on his crotch 😂😂

[Ale @Alecaticus]

Is this the year Florida Man loses first place to Washington Man?

[Brandi Kruse @BrandiKruse]

“Naked Person Chasing Children” at site of old Seattle autonomous zone. Just another Friday.

[Bronwyn Millar @gingerhaderach]

I know 4 adult women who transitioned at the height of trans frenzy. 3 had mastectomies, all 4 had hormones. 3 are now detrans, 2 sans breasts and one is bald. The remaining one looks gravely ill, black rings under the eyes and self medicates with alcohol and weed from morning to night. Struggles with chronic gut and bladder issues.

We should be teaching people, women especially, to love the healthy bodies they were born in. No disassembly required.

[New York Post @nypost]

Mamdani admin gives troubled NYC nonprofit $200M in shelter contracts - even after embezzling indictment https://t.co/nStHetG8qS

[Ale @Alecaticus]

@GrumpyTechBro @CelataVexata @joonbug @TheKJofTikTok @ur_un_here @SyntheticOmen @realAdemKural @barryinthefiles @Suinarya Ahh shite. Elon needs to get our robots shipped. I need one to make me dinner and you need one to adjust the soundbar. Enough rockets, I want household help 😂

[Ale @Alecaticus]

@SamA111202 @jk_rowling Where do you get off telling anyone else how to spend their time or energy?

It’s interesting how TRAs demand the epitome of freedom in choices and respect but give none of the same to anyone else.

[Ale @Alecaticus]

We’re told it’s dehumanizing to not use pronouns. Lol there’s no winning in the politically correct word game. How about “non-gestating person” as recently suggested in New York?

Fuck it. I’ll use the words I know, as they are, universally and classically defined: boy, girl, man, woman, father, mother, sir, ma’am.

That way every language across the world understands what I’m saying, accurately through translation.

Offended? Not my problem.

Welcome to life. If accurate language breaks you, you’ve got bigger problems than how I refer to you online.

[Ale @Alecaticus]

I’m so shamelessly tech stupid. I’m waiting for my daughter to plug my DVD player to my smart TV 😂 I’m one of those people that needs the remote to have 5 buttons: On, volume up, volume down, channel up, and channel down.

I need a keeper. Once a week she has to straighten out whatever settings I screwed up trying to get to prime videos. 😂😂😂 Hence the DVD player lol