alecchristie

Producer, director, writer, performer

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@ClassicAdvertz I recognise that boy

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See this Instagram video by @edjonesuk https://t.co/wAPlJeXVsA

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My water company says it can’t afford to stop polluting our rivers - but I just found out how much £££ they took from my bill and gave straight to their shareholders…It’s a total con.
Check how much they took from you: https://t.co/t3PpJ2ji74

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Coming soon! https://t.co/oseVQ6blCX

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#rishisunak #suellabraverman #conservativeparty #conservatives

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Keir is risen, Alleluia. He is risen indeed, Alleluia, Alleluia @Jacob_Rees_Mogg

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@rickygervais I think it means you can get two scoops of ice cream in a cone with chocolate sticks nearby

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@BladeoftheS If you Google “Jew octopus” you will find out. Question for you, who forced Greta to take down her post?

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What mealy-mouthed arsehole in Ryan Air’s PR department wrote this pathetic excuse of an email. Not the apology I hoped for #ryanair

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Looking forward to the Absolutely Fabulous reboot #absolutelyfabulous #abfab

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Reports are that yesterday’s chaos at UK Airports was caused by an inputting error by a French airline. We reached out the them for comment #UKairtraffic #ATC #airtraffic #MissionImpossible

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Flights at Stanstead landing but our flight out of the UK has been cancelled #UKairtraffic #ATC #airtraffic

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@BroadcasterAdam Our flight has been cancelled. We are being disembarked from the plane. They are predicting an 11 hour delay

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@BroadcasterAdam Sure

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Stuck on the tarmac at Stanstead. No flights in or out of the UK. Do you think the rest of the world is trying to tell us something? #UKairtraffic #ATC #airtraffic

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John Redwood is another lying Tory politician. Who would have guessed it?

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Left: John Redwood on #BBCQT says he never said we'd get a free trade deal with the USA

Right: John Redwood says we'll get a free trade deal with the USA

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The Tories were surprised to find out it was their voters who were too stupid to get voter IDs https://t.co/flDyHA9YCF

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Brexit voting lady in flowery top says the reason she voted for Brexit is because workmen in the UK followed the health and safety rules while workmen in other EU countries did not. #BBCQT

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Anyone else ruin the first episode of Black Mirror Season 6 for themselves by reading the cast credits on IMDB first? #BlackMirrorS6

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… repeatedly assured there were no parties … & no covid rules were broken.
#JohnsonTheLiar #Partygate

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Ian Hislop, "Boris Johnson lied at the time to the commons, he lied about lying later, he lied about whether he lied about the lie, he lied at every point, and ended up calling the committee liars." #HIGNFY