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[Forte Protocol @ForteProtocol]

1/ We’re building a perpetual protocol around a simple idea: outcomes should come from market direction and position management, not from hard-to-model exchange mechanics.

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

Tom Brady should consider giving Kim K a call to really blow this thing the fuck up.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla + Twitter -> Twizzler

[alec @alecdome]

@joerogan I prefer the black. But nice touch w the tie.

[The Short Porch @short_porch]

This is magnificent

[alec @alecdome]

🤦‍♂️

[alec @alecdome]

Why is hockey the only sport to not play on thanksgiving? Majority of the players don’t even celebrate thanksgiving this time of year. #growthegame #HockeyTwitter

[alec @alecdome]

@BarstoolBigCat Would be a great time for one of your famous airline Twitter Skull Fuckings. @Delta is shitting the bed to say the least.

[alec @alecdome]

@BarstoolHubbs can we get some Steinbrenner clown shirts?

[alec @alecdome]

Sell the team. @Yankees

[alec @alecdome]

@jakepaul common let’s get @LoganPaul out low key to shut the haters up.... @hen_ease @HeismanTrophy you boys know this clown ain’t deserving:.. I wanna support him:.. but he ain’t doing the crowd the respect they deserve... #Irelandtellmedifferent

[alec @alecdome]

@apple: “Buy our $3k MacBook that does the exact same thing as a $1k computer can do, because we stand by our product”
@AppleSupport: “This is your fault, that will be $800, you want iMessage on ur laptop or not!”

[alec @alecdome]

@Apple Y’all Greedy AF, your @AppleSupport sucks, was one of the reasons I always stuck with you; but now I’m done. Not only am I not able to get my work done for “5-7 business days” but now I have to pay you guys $800 to no get my work done.

[alec @alecdome]

#INPENNWETRUST 🚀🚀🚀

[alec @alecdome]

I just supported the Barstool Fund. Join the cause and make a difference. #VivaLaStool #BarstoolFund https://t.co/1FFcbTvBad #barstoolfund

[alec @alecdome]

@KFCBarstool hang in there bud.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

McConnell silent after Trump threatens to block coronavirus, government funding package https://t.co/pdmiRrHrdd

[alec @alecdome]

VOID ALL IU PROP BETS to make the #bigten championship or #CFBPlayoff it’s only right after this robbery.

[alec @alecdome]

@stoolpresidente Where are the Kevin Warren Clown Shirts??? Ik about 60k people in Indiana who would be in the market for one right now. #bigtenisrigged

[alec @alecdome]

@bigten You suck.