Baked Bean Dreamin

The Houston Astro’s are cheaters.

[Jake 🌊🐢 @waveturtlejake]

BREAKING: Emails from a Fox News whistleblower reveal confrontation that led to Tucker Carlson's firing.

Apparently, during a meeting that was happening during Carlson's typical lunch hour due to rescheduling, Carlson attempted to eat a hot dog hidden in his jacket sleeve.

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@JomboyMedia The angels getting pujols.

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Evolution of and elder emo to an elder dreamo.

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@nosleeprecords 13

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Name these s’more creatures.

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Roses are fleeting. Tamales are forever.

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

burgers

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@CruiseLordNG @ESPNFC Why did this have a sensitive content warning???

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@FranziaMom Isn’t that kinda the point? They did something that no one will ever replicate, only try?

[oso oso @osoosoband]

im announcing

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@mannequinpussy @Macie_Stewart What’s a boffee? 🧐

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@DogboneGG @FreeThrowEmo Got some sorry.

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Anyone got two tickets for the @FreeThrowEmo in Denver tonight? 😩 I was late to the party.

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@FreeThrowEmo 1 ticket available!

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@taylorrrashley @FreeThrowEmo Dm me?

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@taylorrrashley @FreeThrowEmo Still available?

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@adam___9 @FreeThrowEmo Still got tickets?

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Pissed at everyone I know for never telling me to listen to @AllGetOut more.

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Don’t Look Up is a masterpiece. So funny yet such a billboard of how fucked up this planet we live on is.

[Baked Bean Dreamin @alechalll3]

Slow down. Stay awhile.