Alec

A bit too leisurely.
Cynical and ironic but earnestly love the Dallas Cowboys.
I dont care, but follow me if you'd like

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I love Jose Altuve

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Luckily for Bennet Sousa he won't have to worry about fans booing him much longer. Unless perhaps if he's as bad at putting fries in bags as he is at pitching #Astros

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Perhaps hiring yes man nepo baby Brian Shottenheimer wasnt a great decision for the Cowboys. Of course however, senile moron Jerry Jones only cares about the "yes man" part. #DallasCowboys

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Yeah, Cowboys are going to suck again this year. Oh well

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Overshown is too small to be a linebacker

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@trevhauer Should have kept Bregman on principle alone

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Cant decide if the Deftones suck or not. Leaning toward suck

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@Chandler_Rome Wtf

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Not driving on eco mode? Ok Mr. Rockefeller

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@stros1127 @SleeperAstros And who put Sousa in the game in a high leverage situation?

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Ive never seen a manager hold a team back like Joe Espada does to the Astros

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Such cowardice from the reporter to not bring up Watson's numerous sexual assaults

[ESPN @espn]

Browns QB Deshaun Watson said he believes the boos he received from Cleveland fans during Saturday’s preseason game were “personal” and had nothing to do with his performance.

Full story: https://t.co/lTnjnRcO6X

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@barstoolsports That's my lineman!

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Espada should have been gone a while ago, but his decision to put Sousa in for the 8th inning today is another very fireable offense

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Varsho is awful. Terrible decision by thw astros management to trade for him

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Is it possible for the astros to find a pitcher that can throw a strike? 83 pitches in 3 innings is insane

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Yordan is the best hitter in baseball right now and it's really not even close #Astros

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The lord of the Rings movies are fantastic and I love them but if you say they're better than the books then youre dumb as a box of rocks

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I like Tatsuya Imai and believe if he hones in his command he'll be a great pitcher, but can we please stop calling a screwball a "wrong way slider"

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Really wish the Astros still had Dubon