Older generations say “we all struggled in our 20s.”
No, you didn’t.
You didn’t pay $2,200 for rent and $7 for eggs.
You didn’t graduate into $50K student debt and $0 job security.
Gen Z isn’t dramatic.
They’re drowning.
Just found out my mechanic has been driving my car. I only found out because I got charged through my autopay for my EZ tag 30 min ago. 🫠🫠
32 rides lmaooooo
OFFICIAL: EASTER EGG GUIDE FOR #CITADELLEDESMORTS
1. Unlock all swords and incantations (guide in the tweet below).
2. Using Melee Macchiato, destroy a wall in the Undercroft that has runes behind it.
-In the Tavern, there will be 6 vases with a roman numeral. Interacting with them gives a rune. Write them both down.
-Return back to the wall once you have your 6 runes and input them in numerical order in the wall.
3. A book is now accessible, but you need to find its pages.
-Pages have red eyes and are found in the Staminup/Alchemy area. There are four of them, and you could probably just run around and hold square everywhere to find them.
-Put all four pages in the book
-From the order of top left to bottom left to top right to bottom right, you have to activate its corresponding red magic trap and get zombie kills with your sword in the circle.
-For example, for just the eye, you have to find which red magic trap has only the eye.
4. Use the incantations on their respective knight statues in the order specified by the wall in the Sitting Room Passage. This will give you the Mystic Orb.
5. Use the Mystic Orb to do several "trials" around the map.
-Near the arsenal machine outside the circle, there's a slot you can put the orb in. The orb should be a color, and you simply just use its corresponding elemental sword to get kills.
-In the statue room across vulture aid, there's another slot. You have to stand in the green orbs around the room until they disappear.
-In the undercroft, there's a third slot. The orb should be a color, and you simply just use its corresponding elemental sword to get kills.
-In the spawn room, there's a fourth slot. The orb should be a color, and you simply just use its corresponding elemental sword to get kills.
6. Going back to the same wall specified in step 4, insert the orb.
7. Play the recording that appears. A key will appear.
8. Using the key, go to the spawn room big dwarf guy and activate the boss fight.