Alec Sheaffer

mo kidneys mo problems

[Alec Sheaffer @alecsheaffer3]

Colonel Sanders: The Man the Media Doesn't Want You to See @kfc

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Your chances of being hunted by a turkey are low, but never zero.

[Alec Sheaffer @alecsheaffer3]

Bob May walked so YE Yang could run

[Shane Bacon @shanebacon]

I wrote about something I used to hate and now love ... grinding out rounds when you don't have your best stuff. I've learned to embrace how best to post a score when you're hitting it horribly.

https://t.co/VKNquD04BO

[Alec Sheaffer @alecsheaffer3]

@WolfOfOT never a bad time to watch roadhouse

[Alec Sheaffer @alecsheaffer3]

@MisterMro I simply feel like picture cards yield way too much influence over the game. I will say that we’re playing “The Disney™️ Theme Park Edition” so this may or may not be clouding my judgment, but overall I would like to see more danger / risk on the board

[Alec Sheaffer @alecsheaffer3]

candy land is a second rate board game

[Evan Flood @Evan_Flood]

Updated NBA Mock Draft.

1. Steven Crowl
2. Victor Wembanyama
3. Brandon Miller

#Badgers

[Casey Bannon @CaseyFBannon]

KEITH MITCHELL AT THE BUZZER

[Alec Sheaffer @alecsheaffer3]

there’s only one true code: WWDED**

** what would dale earnhardt do

[James @CaucasianJames]

for all we know, we might not get tomorrow let’s do it tonight!

[Wheeler, Pete @PeteWheeler7]

@PGA I’m aiming at the blue spot left of the green thinking I’ll be able to fade a 3 wood in there. Inevitably, whenever I try to be a golfer, that plan falls a part. Snipe pull hook into the trees on the left, probably drop and then hack it around from there.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Kindergarten Class Burning Through 6 Hamsters A Year https://t.co/mXAaCPmHH7

[Alec Sheaffer @alecsheaffer3]

thinking about dr pepper ten

[Alec Sheaffer @alecsheaffer3]

me: “well this should be a pleasant fall amtrak ride”

the two guys next to me watching “waterboy” on full volume:

[Sean Zak @Sean_Zak]

In honor of Roger Federer's retirement, you can read David Foster Wallace's essay on tennis brilliance: https://t.co/3313FKIyb4

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Cracks In Facade Visible As Teen Enters Third Day Vacationing With Friend’s Family https://t.co/V1x0TY5BLX

[Alec Sheaffer @alecsheaffer3]

gary indiana

[Alec Sheaffer @alecsheaffer3]

when you remember you missed the pitbull concert