Alec Varani

just living the dream.

[History On Internet @history_thngs]

The Assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson Shocked the World!

Here are some famous assassinations caught on camera.

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What's up X. I'm back!

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@logan_lund Can't be a marine biologist if you don't answer your phone for clients such as myself now can you 😉

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Damn, that was one of the last things I wanted to see today

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@GunnarRamsden1 the struggle is real

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Pretty sure the guy who I gave change to at a gas station in Tennessee used it to buy drugs. He was gone as soon as I handed it to him

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I just wanna play Pokémon Go

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RIP outside grad ceremony

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@jeffy_feffy I don't think it's trash it's just really weird.

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What's up with everyone's obsession over Bob's burgers?

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@willwuotila quit being a poon that's what you could do

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Make good decisions everyone #420blazeitswag

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

The only person I am ok texting me like this...

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Is there an international men's day ?

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Pole vaulting when you have a stomach ache is not the way to go ...

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That field day was Wayyyy over exaggerated

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Fuckkkkkk I missed out on pie day

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Smells like shit in the English wing

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Guess whose working new Years eve and New year's day. This guy ✋✋

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Jk it's on Saturday but I'm still pretty pumped