Allison Daugherty

she/ her. kitteh momma, Rhett and Link fan, Skating Uber, Astros fan. Recovering politics junkie.

Mildly irritated, anxious disaster bisexual. 🥰

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@1917_med @meganmmenchaca @nytimes Try telling that to music teachers in middle school and high school in the bigger districts.

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@hay_banda @TheRedStripesSG You're trying to tag the *runner* before they reach the base, a moving target.

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@HaleforHouston @BayouBikeyBoi But people have been known to vote in the other party's primary because they had strong opinions on a candidate, so there's that muddying the waters a bit.

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@BrennCookk @AriDrennen I don't know a single person (regardless of how they vote) in Texas who isn't just absolutely done with all the advertising in all forms in the Talarico/Paxton race, absolutely incessant and vicious.

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@DwayneStovall Honestly, run someone that isn't a corrupt, scumbag, carpetbagging, lying cheater and you're not in this position in all likelihood.

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@DwayneStovall As if Ken Paxton still holding office isn't!? Pfft!

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@_parasocial @briuhtyl Mine's more like a 6 to a 2, but otherwise I agree. And Ibuprofen/naproxen are literally what they (gyno/GP) tell us to take for it. And yes, I've been seen by a gyno for said pain level.

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@Laiseran @_fethers @AAliments It's the youngsters who don't necessarily know it, the rest of us do. We too learned it around the same age. I think it's the term 'joined-up writing' instead of handwriting or cursive that's throwing my fellow Americans

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@Taylormusic67 @kaylaguo_ Shawn, ACL is Austin City Limits. Where do you think that's located?

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@GumiUmich That looks like a (really boring) chicken salad sammich. As in lacking in seasoning and other assorted ingredients (like say chopped onions, celery, chopped pickle/pickle relish). But still chicken salad because it is in chunks and appears to have mayonnaise.

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@greenja @AshSavesUSA @PaPaEddie24 And Ken Paxton is underneath the basement as candidates go. The ONLY things he has going for himself is name recognition and party ID.

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@obenson34 @lexieseamons @EmilyPoehler I'm a fan of setting expectations low for this very reason! 😉

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@t_five_osu @SanAntonioTim @TheAstrosLocker @ColtonNumber1 Early October can still hit 90°+ in Houston...

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@hungus14 @jmontforttx It would be progress if we weren't subject to statewide office one party rule, otherwise it's just chaos for the sake of it.

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@pqa @sad_pali So do certain drugs...

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@jlucio99 Proud? Meh. But the playoffs are a whole new world and anything can happen, so I choose to root for my team until they're eliminated...

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@EvaLaMorte I'm another vote for Vizzini...

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@realtornancyw @GlennInvestor @jemelehill Simple way to avoid being called racist--don't be one?

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@lostmythicality 🤭

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@PNav57 Absolutely stunning art, dude!