ale

chaotic and anxious virgo, swiftie, obsessed dog mama livin in yee haw land

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine

[sydney ♛ @mornings0da]

I’d rather fucking kill myself than give up sticking Q-tips in my ears

[💌 @glowyaquarius]

nothing more humbling than a dog shoving their entire face in your crotch to tell everyone around you that you’re on your period

[cielo @cielosplaylist]

OUT: bad stuff idk

IN: everyone i am in love with being in love with me

[ale @aleealeejandra_]

can not believe i’m spending nye at home with covid at my big age… embarrassing 😪

[Daniel @dadogeking]

Should I be grateful or should I curse the fact that despite all misfortune I can still feel love

[tatum @planetgraves]

It’s literally a liability to try to get to know a man. Like you’re at risk

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

Girlies gotta start leaning into weaponized incompetence too.

You can’t clean? Real bc I can’t either.
I also can’t drive, cook, pay, or walk 🥺.

[EarthtoGazelle @EarthToGazelle]

i have decided to undiagnose myself from anxiety for 2024 and so on. thank u

[☔ @Whotfismick]

your parents house have everything you need except peace

[AR4 @ar4oluwa]

i love loverboys. top tier.
rest of you should be in the zoo

[tatum @planetgraves]

No one understands how nervous I am at any given moment in time

[ale @aleealeejandra_]

i will never forgive whataburger for discontinuing mushroom swiss

[mc cracker @chowder94]

if we took one autistic man w a special interest in transportation from each state and put them all in a room together america could have the most efficient public transportation system in the whole world