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[David Opie @DavidOpie]

no one is “born bi,” you watch Scooby-Doo at a formative age and the whole cast turns you bi

[alex @aleeeee_eeeeeex]

@GaryDuf13056313 @trevimoran @bellawi54040705 God obviously hated your parents then :)

[erick @erickkmartinn]

gonna tell my kids this was dj khaled

[tom @tom_harlock]

@pewdiepie 1 like = 1 slur

[Skoog @Skoog]

[being boiled alive in a witch's soup]

witch (smacking me with her broom): stop *smack* eating *smack* all *smack* the *smack* potatoes *smacksmacksmack*

[James @CaucasianJames]

it’s cuffing season so u know what that means: cops are horny

[James @CaucasianJames]

is it cool if my grandma comes she’s totally chill