Alex Keillor

am painting radiators man

[James Harris @JamesCHarris97]

2am kick off, the Azteca, Bellingham and Kane, 10 men, Burn heading a million crosses away, Wonderwall, Kane’s interview, Henderson breaking his arm in the celebrations.

In twenty years, we’re probably looking back on this as the most iconic England match ever.

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

⏱️ 98 seconds of England fans in absolute dreamland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🙌

[Tom Garratt @Tgarratt10]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[JCC  @WorldofJCC]

Horrible to see Germany getting robbed of legitimate goals at the World Cup

[K @Kieranbcfc2]

Stop leaking the team man. You’ve just given our opposition 4 days to prepare with this extra information.

[Dux @DuxVul]

£5bn a year for digital ID

No money for the armed forces

A fucking shambles

[Smithy @SAP_TL2]

If you genuinely rate Rogers over Jude Bellingham then you clearly have 0 understanding of football.

Bellingham and Kane are our only World Class players and should be the first 2 names on the team sheet.

All this “Rogers > Bellingham” chat is performative nonsense. #England

[Dougie Critchley @DougieCritchley]

England's opening game is in 6 days time and we all need to prepare... for watching Three Lions games with people of a different generation...

We are all going to hear a lot of; "why is Harry Kane dropping so deep?" "He needs to be in the box!" "Lineker didn't do that!"

I have prepared a script for you to use in that eventuality...

1) Dad (it is generally Dads)... we have a bit of an Argentina/Messi situation, where our best goalscorer is also our best passer
2) Harry Kane has done this throughout this season.
3) He ended up scoring 61 goals in 51 games in 25/26... he knows what he's doing
4) And... more importantly... Bayern scored 184 goals in 55 games... he was the central pillar of the most devastating attack in Europe... making those he played alongside better!

So if he's still dropping deep in the 75th minute with the score at 0-0... can we please not all collectively panic...

Back the player that has scored 26 more goals than any other England player IN HISTORY!

[G 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ggh1992]

Ye need to watch this man hahahahaha unbelievable

[Suella Braverman @SuellaBraverman]

This is madness.

We have ONE MILLION young people who are NEETs, graduates crying out for a job and yet the government wants to pay to bring foreigners here.

Why can’t we invest in our own and put the British people first?

[ndr @NDR_lufc]

Atletico Madrid Admin today:

[Hull City @HullCity]

No cheating, lads 🃏

#hcafc

[Alex Keillor @aleeex345]

@NUFCJS You are the idiot lad

[cole @c_0L_e]

His legacy is not wobbling and if you think it is that says more about you than anything. Even if he has to go, one shite season will not come anywhere near what he achieved before that

[Amit @amitttrmfc2]

Let me remind you both Fermin and Yamal shouldn’t have played this game

[Col of The North @skipwallsend]

This young lass singing Geordie Boys, Taking the Piss.
Generational.
#nufc

[Tekkers Foot @tekkersfoot]

🚨🇪🇸 ARDA GULER SCORES FROM HIS OWN HALF TO MAKE IT FOUR FOR REAL MADRID! 🤯

Real Madrid 4-1 Elche.

https://t.co/xyunZDNVY8