Alicks

2005 DARE poster contest winner

[Alicks @aleekssteep]

Just dad things

[Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim]

i am at taylor swifts wedding and it’s a cash bar

[chopped sashimi @chuncmoder]

order a 6th beer and continue to think about how i’ve betrayed and destroyed myself for absolutely fucking nothing

[o @acquaintf8]

I’ll never forget that tweet that said Disneyland is for people who crave walkable cities without having to see poor people

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

I might be breaking my NDA by saying this but Taylor Swift sang “We Are Charlie Kirk” at her wedding

[foxes in fiction 🥀 @foxesinfiction]

nothing could have prepared me for the Islamic Republic of Iran MTA train car that just pulled up next to me

[Mickey Blowtorch @MickeyBlowtorch]

Bring me strong cheese woman

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Jiffy Lube employees on their lunch break

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

gato is a great word for cat

[Seth Pollack @sethmpk]

NYC needs a temperature word that’s the opposite of “brick”

[Dylan “in the Saw bathroom” Dern @DylanDern]

“Are you excited for Taylor’s wedding?”

[👹 @dphdphdph7]

Please respect our privacy as we hold our wedding in one of the busiest neighborhoods in North America

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Detective 1: Look at all these shell casings

Detective 2: Yeah, he sure loved pistachios

[brycey @gngbryce]

A straight girl from HS does not play about changing her IG handle immediately after walking down the aisle

[sneezy dan @firelorddani]

the people wearing raw denim in this weather are gods strongest soldiers

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

great outfits tbh

[Autistic Lauren 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @Autistic_Lauren]

Remember that SpongeBob episode where King Neptune made thousands of patties at once using magic and they tasted like slop, whilst SpongeBob’s single patty tasted amazing because it was made with love and dedication?

This is a post about AI

[Aurelia ⚢✨ @AuriBlooms]

genuinely so funny how this song has been memed so hard that it's become an acceptable way to dance on his grave with plausible deniability lmaooo

[hera @shiningdaisies]

top reasons to do something:
1. funsies
2. spite

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

I’m sorry, this is hard af lol

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

We're experiencing this heatwave because the gates of hell have opened for Mitch McConnell.