Annalee

Former Wisconsinite. Tea drinker. Cats. Obnoxiously nostalgic. I only pretend to understand football. I mostly tweet about food.

[Annalee @aleelyons]

Woke up long enough from cold medication sleep coma to stuff Tapatio Doritos in my mouth. Now my pillowcase is covered in a spicy dust.

[Annalee @aleelyons]

@ottawaliens Omg! I bought a L in the charcoal hoodie and it’s perfectly oversized. I wonder if I should stick to a large again?

[Annalee @aleelyons]

Guys, I just finished a deep retrospective on my old tweets, and damn, I truly am FUNNY sometimes.

[Annalee @aleelyons]

my 10 month old nephews eating their morning cheerios

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A baby opossum getting weighed

[Annalee @aleelyons]

@SoldierField @Beyonce @Windycitylimos @SASSYLYON The perfect way to celebrate your 30th 💖

[Annalee @aleelyons]

@TAITV omg yessss

[Annalee @aleelyons]

Not One Direction playing before Dashboard Confessional 😭😭

[Annalee @aleelyons]

Love that my Uber driver knows his audience and is playing Taylor Swift for me on the way home 💖

[Annalee @aleelyons]

Became an Auntie of two precious boys exactly one week ago 🩵💙

[aubrey @aubreybell]

waiter: everything good here?
me and my friend: (both just cried) 👍👍

[Annalee @aleelyons]

@sam_ash 🥲

[Annalee @aleelyons]

I was today years old when I discovered I have been mispronouncing penguin my entire life 🥲

[Annalee @aleelyons]

2024 and still rarely missing a Hanson show 🫶🏻

[Annalee @aleelyons]

I’m back to wearing dresses with pants like it’s 2005 all over again without any remorse ✌🏻

[Annalee @aleelyons]

I accidentally electrocuted myself last week but I’m low key hoping it helped fix my self diagnosed arrhythmia 🤙🏻

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

Type the year you turned 18 into the GIF bar and post the best GIF you see.

[Annalee @aleelyons]

Did the same thing for Bleachers tonight

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Wowowow I really rolled the dice when I decided to take my anxiety medication on an empty stomach before seeing Fall Out Boy tonight

[Annalee @aleelyons]

Not me getting super emotional watching @KeltieKnight live out her Broadway dreams. So happy for you girlie 😭💖

[Annalee @aleelyons]

Me: I’m dressing really casual tonight

Also me: *puts giant bow in hair*

[Annalee @aleelyons]

I’m still upset that I didn’t win a Taylor Swift x Capital One travel mug yesterday 🥲