alleycat

in love w a ginger

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Yeah youre on fucking pot dude Im leaving

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Fuck marry kill bacon lettuce tomato

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

Hey just following up on this

[greg @greg16676935420]

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first since you’re all so eager

[fifi @gsgetlonelytoo]

It all comes down to the fact that I’m literally just a girl

[trish @ultragloss]

hot summer nights mid july when you and i were forever wild

[𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖗 𝖊𝖑𝖋 @sobergoblin]

gang gang

[melissa lozada-oliva @ellomelissa]

Dolly would never do this. She’d be like “well you GOTto take a pitcher beCAWs one day yer gonna take a look atcherself and say my, my, my, whatever happened to those years? now me, I just cawl my favorite surgeon. I don’t have shame. take a photo honey. it’ll last longer.”

[alleycat @aleenaohh]

when they asked me if i wanted them to lower the mirror so i could see myself give birth and i said if i was supposed to see that i would have eyes down there

[Norman Freeman @Norman_Freeman_]

I wanna speak to the manager because what is this and why is it on my Facebook?

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

Me in the mornings trying not to fall asleep again.

[madison @madison_tayt]

my most american take is that fahrenheit is actually superior to celsius in a practical, human sense.
like 100 is hot and 0 is cold, that’s so straightforward. if it’s a nice day it’s essentially 65%-70% hot out. like duh it just makes sense

[emgracedawg @emgracedawg]

happy 4th to our founding fathers

[wilfre @Wilfreyy]

Un maruchan!!! Con limón y valentina!!!

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Me after flipping tortillas with my bare hands