aleen

ceo & cofounder of betches media @betchesluvthis

[aleen @aleenkup]

I just realized that everytime I stop a Netflix show to check insta and twitter it’s kind of like a commercial break.

[aleen @aleenkup]

Husband and I at a Japanese resto for dinner:

Husband: I feel really bad eating any of this
Me (pregnant): oh no don’t worry I picked this place, don’t feel bad eat whatever sushi
Husband: oh no hunny...I meant because of seaspiracy

[aleen @aleenkup]

Moms & moms-to-be literally have their own language:

Uppa vista dockatot bjorn bouncer omg u need the frida and snoo oh doona nanit all the way!!

[aleen @aleenkup]

You know what I don’t get? When people say they’ve “suddenly lost their appetite.” I can literally eat through anything. Sometimes I even get hungrier.

[aleen @aleenkup]

Why does the difference between a 20 and 30 minute workout feel like 25 years?

[aleen @aleenkup]

This just happened
Husband: aleen omg I got it
Me: what? COVID?!?!!?
Husband: um the new xbox series x

[aleen @aleenkup]

There should be a Spotify wrap up for how many pints of ice cream eaten in 2020.

[aleen @aleenkup]

So like where is the Jinx season 2?

[aleen @aleenkup]

Do you also aggressively text your friend reactions to a show that only you’re watching from the beginning, not caring if they aren’t...or are you normal?

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

maybe the Trumps should move here after they get kicked out of the white house

[aleen @aleenkup]

How much sporcle do you think @SteveKornacki plays?

[aleen @aleenkup]

I was today years old when I realized Reese’s didn’t have a C in it.

[aleen @aleenkup]

@JordanaAbraham @samifish1 you’ve inspired me to meme

[aleen @aleenkup]

I’m at that stage of quarantine where I’ve started talking to myself from the perspective of my dog. As in my personality has split: half me, half dog

[aleen @aleenkup]

“I’m having deep and meaningful conversations with guys like Chasen and Jason” - Clare #TheBachelorette

[aleen @aleenkup]

The best part of great british bake off is the part when the bakers sit oddly far away from their showstopper and anxiously stare at it from a distance.

[aleen @aleenkup]

Clare seems like a character @ReeseW would play. #TheBachelorette

[aleen @aleenkup]

Did they really just glaze over that part in Clare’s “journey” when she literally got engaged to Benoit after bachelor winter games!?! #thebachelorette

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

mentally I am here every single Sunday night