Aleesha

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

one of the great joys in this life is looking at your pets weird little teeth

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

the problem with the whole ‘listen to your body’ thing is my body is always telling me it’s a great time to get cozy in bed.

[mike @mikeofficial]

Having too much wine and replying “gorg!!!” to my former coworkers story of flowers in a vase. It doesn’t get much better than this

[AK @DistinCray_]

I know an M&S food hall hates to see me coming

[Tancredi Palmeri @tancredipalmeri]

Luckily I don’t care about Great Britain.

Because otherwise, watching the BBC montage at the end of #Paris2024 , I would be rolling on the floor in tears.

Bullshit.
I am sobbing on the sofa as the emotional wanker I am.

What a majestic piece of art

[🇬🇩 💕 Lover Babe Rade 💕 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @MsRade92]

🤣🤣🤣

TFL said ‘It might be coming home, but are YOU🫵🏽 ?’

[TellyAddict @TVAddict2K26]

Obsessed with this opening #EastEnders2012

[Matthew @DiscipleOfBrad]

Nothing in 2024 is gonna top this

[Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach]

this is genuinely one of the most perfect jokes I’ve ever seen on here. bookmarking to come back often to simply stare at it

[ross🜏 @deeprossed]

I hope its an xbox

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

an icon has been birthed, i feel

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

If I spend the rest of my life writing comedy I may never write something as funny as shouting “Get tae fuck, ya junkie” at an Orca:

[bunkey @chiefkeefmidi]

sorry i just dont feel like thinking right now or ever again

[harry @harrypnorman]

https://t.co/lH7n4pTVBT I’m running the Windsor Half Marathon in September with friends for Cancer Research. Most, if not all, of our lives have been impacted by Cancer and any donations would be massively appreciated to help support Cancer Research. Please RT/share around!

[dick snickers @smithsara79]

Why do people always have to pit bad bitches against each other