Alejandro

Az🏜️|MT🖥️ | S♥️🐼

[Don Justin Compean @DonJustino_]

“Como es? A que sí? No? Como es?”

Alguien aléjala de Morita.

[gam @mbafraaude]

Le llamaron loco pero nunca mentiroso

[Alejandro @aleexhoze]

Y si sí?

[Alejandro @aleexhoze]

Faaaaack

[Brah @unnattybrah]

@brfootball Gracias a Merlin 🦆🇲🇽

[MAG @migangelgarzam]

Y ahí va la selección mexicana como líder de grupo, invicta, con cero goles en contra y jugando con nivel de viernes botanero directa a los dieciseisavos de final de la Copa Mundial.

Se viene la primera.

[Alejandro @aleexhoze]

Quiero ir a un concierto de Dua Lipa

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

Me realizing sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

No debt
Ideal weight
8 hours of sleep
Mental health on track
Right nutrition
Zero Alcohol

This was my peak

I was 8

[Temu @shoptemu]

Order your snacks right here on Temu – what are you waiting forOrder your snacks right here on Temu – what are you waiting for?

[Sapiens - KalshiBackTest.com @BitcoinSapiens]

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted.

Turns out that is 9 pm.

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

Something that breaks my heart as a Millennial is how fucking optimistic and fun our teenage years and 20s were. Like we envisioned a TOTALLY different world from the one that we've got and insanely divorced from what Gen-Z are experiencing. Its hard to put in words how fantastic we thought life was gonna be and how it seemed like we were making tangible social progress. We've had all of that ripped away from us.

[NFL Drop @TheNFLDrop]

BREAKING: Mike Vrabel has informed the Patriots he plans to retire as head coach and join JP Morgan’s leveraged finance team.

[Investing Addict @InvestingAddict]

POV: You just got hired at JPMorgan

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When you were about to rage quit your job but then your boss praises you in the team meeting

[Bark @barkmeta]

Realizing the best performing asset of the last 5 years wasn’t Bitcoin, stocks, or gold…

It was Pokemon cards.

[Todd of Mischief @AndToddsaid]

I wish they showed me stuff like this in school.