Alejandra

[$ @jxtsummer]

i'm so happy when i get off work. i feel like i just got released from jail

[27. @dimvji]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[𖦏 @emoshoota]

a woman with no drivers license is the closest you’ll get to a modern day prophet

[miia @miiagarro]

i think my purpose in life is to do whatever the fuck i want honestly

[BIG EMPRESS ENERGY™️ @bigempressnergy]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[tina ★ 🇦🇷 GIRL SO IN LOVE @VAMPSSZN]

ohhh to be a girl in 2021 escuchando drivers license por primera vez😔

[agosmierda @agooosrp]

el peor domingo de la historia

[Kylie @KylieHopkinsX]

Jobs are stressful. So is unemployment. Not finding a partner is stressful. So is having one. Working in an office is stressful. So is working with your hands. Having 50 clients is stressful. So is having none. Life is full of trade-offs. Don’t romanticise options you don’t know.

[bru ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 @brukalsh]

yo imaginándome como me vería con cierta ropa cuando sea flaca

[𝓀𝒶𝓉𝑒 @katellandia]

Coke Zero really is the key to weight loss idc what anyone says

[Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82]

I don’t fake laugh at work because I don’t get paid enough to do so. Bump me up a tax bracket and maybe somethin will be funny

[saanjh 🔮 @dontcrysaanjh]

i hate when gymbros try to explain calorie deficits to me as if i haven't been counting calories since i was 13

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

I hate when people at work say "work family."

No we aren't.

[sofinestable🕷️ @sofinestable__]

Yo uso el Apple Pay como si fuera Apple el que pagara.

[🦢 @meishato]

“source?” my gut feeling, reddit, my intuition, super symbolic dream, and the vibe i got

[juliana @sinwaifai]

dios mío no soporto un solo lunes laboral más en diciembre estoy así

[ً @cryst6ls]

why do ppl wait until the new year to cut ppl off? girl fuck u today on december 10th