Alejandra Guillen

Todo el mundo es insoportable, hasta que se demuestre lo contrario.
Born with a smirk, smartass for life.

[Alejandra Guillen @aleguillen]

@SouthwestAir Im worried about missing a connection. Can you help?

[Alejandra Guillen @aleguillen]

Qué lástima que no se puede traducir “parapetear” a inglés

[Alejandra Guillen @aleguillen]

@askpanera doesn’t deliver my full order, has no way of solving this problem bc “don’t have drivers”. Their solution is for me to spend more than I want to so I can use the “reward” they sent me (my refund), or to go pick up my order myself (what I wanted to avoid to begin with)

[Alejandra Guillen @aleguillen]

@panerabread who do I get in touch with if I’m missing things I ordered in my delivery?

[Alejandra Guillen @aleguillen]

@AskTarget

[Alejandra Guillen @aleguillen]

@Target I bought a FlowFlex COVID-19 home test from you and the extraction buffer tube came empty. Can I return it?

[Alejandra Guillen @aleguillen]

@Target I bought a FlowFlex COVID-19 home test from you and the extraction buffer tube came empty. Can I return it?

[Alejandra Guillen @aleguillen]

@RAEinforma es correcto decir “sistema inmune”? #dudaRAE

[Alejandra Guillen @aleguillen]

@porterairlines my flight got delayed twice, cancelled, rebooked for a new flight 8 hours later, and we just got another delay! No one picks up the phone and your employees at YTZ are the least helpful people I’ve ever met. NEVER flying Porter again

[César Peraza @cesaperaza]

De los que se voltearon, solo Figuera, del SEBIN, se mantuvo. Los demás se echaron para atrás, pero ya todos saben quiénes son. “Pretenden comprarnos” 😌

[Alejandra Guillen @aleguillen]

@cesaperaza gente muy visionaria

[VIVOplay @vivoplaynet]

#30Abr "No hay un golpe de Estado, a menos que me quieran apresar a mí. Lo que hay es una rebelión pacífica", expresa el presidente (E) a través de la red social Instagram. Conéctate #EnVIVO por #VIVOplay en https://t.co/cDL2SHCgN2

[John Bolton @AmbJohnBolton]

.@vladimirpadrino, @Ivanr_HD, @MaikelMorenoTSJ: Your time is up. This is your last chance. Accept Interim President Guaido’s amnesty, protect the Constitution, and remove Maduro, and we will take you off our sanctions list. Stay with Maduro, and go down with the ship.

[Johnattan Bilancieri @Bilancieri]

Abro hilo luego de consultas a 2 fuentes cercanas a las decisiones,
1 La detención de Guaidó y el traslado de López eran inminentes, la movilización de 1ero de Mayo iba a ser frustrada con represión desmedida

2 Se aceleró la operación y se notificó a aliados internacionales...

[Eugenio G. Martínez @puzkas]

2:00pm. Se reportan 37 heridos en Salud Chacao

[Trish Regan @trish_regan]

I predict: #Maduro ‘s political career has ENDED. Socialism will never be the path forward - not in #venezuela NOR in the #US! #OperacionLibertad

[Luis Carlos 🏴‍☠️ One Piece @LuisCarlos]

Es absurdo que un movimiento político que ha apostado tanto al control de medios de comunicación, se oculte en un momento como este.

Maduro no ha aparecido.
Los voceros que le sirven declaran a VTV por teléfono.

Teniendo más de una docena de canales de televisión a su servicio.

[Trish Regan @trish_regan]

Breaking now in #Venezuela - LISTEN: you can hear the #MaduroRegime firing a mix of pellets and live ammo at the people as #NicolasMaduro attempts to repress the uprising.

[Marco Rubio @marcorubio]

.@leopoldolopez was freed this morning by #FANB & #SEBIN & allowed to join Interim President @jguaido who is inside Francisco de Miranda Air Base in #Chacao #Caracas #Venezuela in his role as the legitimate Commander in Chief of the armed forces.

[Marco Rubio @marcorubio]

This is the moment for those military officers in #Venezuela to fulfill their constitutional oath & defend the legitimate interim President @jguaido in this effort to restore democracy. You can write history in the hours & days ahead.