Aleisa Northrip

Wifey. Bonus mom. Dog mom. I speak fluent gifs and sometimes I think I’m funny.

[Aleisa Northrip @aleisahaley]

What the world absolutely does not need right now, on top of everything else, is mosquitos.

[Aleisa Northrip @aleisahaley]

“Eh, it’s not worth the money.”
“I just don’t see anything in it...”

- Our 2 youngest boys, after watching the Forrest Gump preview.

I just... I don’t... I mean...

[Aleisa Northrip @aleisahaley]

It’s me. I am Tony.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Tony. He’s been patiently waiting for hot girl summer to end so he can start his wrinkly potato autumn. 13/10

[Aleisa Northrip @aleisahaley]

@dog_rates Denali 🥰

[Aleisa Northrip @aleisahaley]

Beanka is my spirit animal. I feel this in my soul.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Beanka. He'd like to know who invited the sun at this ungodly hour. 13/10

[Aleisa Northrip @aleisahaley]

Coming back from vacation to your own bed be like...

[Aleisa Northrip @aleisahaley]

@notrip_22

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

God has never looked in your mirror and wished He saw someone else.

You are enough;
You are loved;
You are His.
Own that.

[Chip Gaines @chipgaines]

Kindness. Loyalty. Commitment. Hard work. Respect. Trust. Faith. Integrity. These things still all matter. And they make life so much richer and fuller.

[Aleisa Northrip @aleisahaley]

“God’s power does not need people’s permission to operate.” 🙌🏻 @stevenfurtick

[Aleisa Northrip @aleisahaley]

Today I decided to not cut my sandwich in half...

Not sure if that makes me a psychopath or just lazy. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Aleisa Northrip @aleisahaley]

Today I left work at lunch and it was snowing pretty heavily.
When I left work at 5pm it looked like springtime and not a snowflake to be seen.

I think I’ll file this under a “pics or it didn’t happen” type of day. ❄️☀️🌿

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

God doesn't break things so He can fix them;
He fixes broken things so He can use them.

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

Darkness fell, His friends scattered, hope seemed lost - But heaven just started counting to three.

[Aleisa Northrip @aleisahaley]

You’re never truly prepared for an episode of #GreysAnatomy 💔😭

[Aleisa Northrip @aleisahaley]

Oh death, where is your sting?
Oh fear, where is your power?
For the mighty King of kings has disarmed you.

[Aleisa Northrip @aleisahaley]

Well, looks like all those snow dances in high school are finally working.

[Curt Harlow @curtharlow]

Just a reminder that you don't have to solve every problem this first week of 2021.

Just do the next right thing.

[Aleisa Northrip @aleisahaley]

Finally threw away my old iPhone box a few days ago...for a phone I haven’t had in years. 😂🤷🏻‍♀️ #babysteps

[Bisserat @Bisserat]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but throw away that box your iPhone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

[Aleisa Northrip @aleisahaley]

😳😬🥲🥴🤦🏻‍♀️

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

sum up 2020 in 5 emojis

[David DeWeil @daviddeweil]

Shoutout to thanksgiving sides doing all the work while turkey gets the credit on the group project