Alejandro Santana

[Alejandro Santana @alej_saurio]

Inverse Spartacus, where he stands up and points to everyone else and shouts "I'm not spartacus, YOU'RE Spartacus"

[Alejandro Santana @alej_saurio]

I was just diagnosed with reverse imposter syndrome

[Alejandro Santana @alej_saurio]

u Odyssey these nuts

[Alejandro Santana @alej_saurio]

my cat likes to stare at the litterbox as if it's a TV screen. retard <3

[Alejandro Santana @alej_saurio]

last night we let the soup dumplings talk

[Alejandro Santana @alej_saurio]

She xiao on my long till I bao

[Alejandro Santana @alej_saurio]

Eye doctor? No, I bartender!

[Alejandro Santana @alej_saurio]

It's Latino Boy Summer. #dale

[Alejandro Santana @alej_saurio]

Tri Tip? Nah I'm good, thanks

[Alejandro Santana @alej_saurio]

if i were in the MLB my walk up song would be Bags by Clairo. Also it's so messed up that women have to endure menstruation ughhh.

[Alejandro Santana @alej_saurio]

Hi, I’m Super Mario Brothers, nice to meet you. Does that clear things up enough?? Christ.

[Alejandro Santana @alej_saurio]

I’m him. And by him I mean Mario Brothers. Wahooo!

[Alejandro Santana @alej_saurio]

His full name is Super [prefix indicating occupation/status, like Dr, Sir, etc.] Mario [First name] Brothers [Surname]

[Alejandro Santana @alej_saurio]

Googgel, tell me if there are big bears in Big Bear and if so, what kind?

[Alejandro Santana @alej_saurio]

Oral Irrigator? I hardly know her…

[Alejandro Santana @alej_saurio]

she xiao on my long till it bao

[Alejandro Santana @alej_saurio]

my drag name is coco cachaça

[Alejandro Santana @alej_saurio]

The thing about speeding is, it gets you where you need to go faster, and it’s safe when I do it

[Alejandro Santana @alej_saurio]

If anyone says I’m not 6’10”, that’s considered harassment and will not be tolerated

[Alejandro Santana @alej_saurio]

Pulling up to the function with loose beer in Manila folder