Alejandra Mercado

[dahlia @dahliaplz]

I think Mexican breakfast is superior to any other breakfast

[✩ @hatedubem]

Why do people wait til the New Year to cut people off ? boy fck U right now on june 29th

[jynx @jynxbby]

men not getting beat with pans no more that’s why they’re acting like that

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

“if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night”

me in the afternoon and night:

[RI-RI @thegirllriri]

“if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night”

me in the afternoon and night:

[jynx @jynxbby]

my friends are so lucky i can’t do a backflip, i would be so fucking annoyinggg

[jodi @yunhwarmpit]

when I use 😔 this is what I want to convey

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

My face when I wake up from a nap and Apple done got me for 2.99 5.99 10.99 15.99

[s44nti @s44nti]

yo fingiendo que no me sé el chisme, para que me cuenten la otra versión:

[$ @Hnzdz]

I wish coworkers would fight in the bathrooms like in middle school

[drank @grtdrank]

Bitches get a stomach cramp and swear they pregnant...Hoe fart and lay yo bald headed ass down

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

you tell people you not tryna drink and they act like you jus turned down $100k

[ɴ. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

never tell me “it’s up to you” cause i’m indecisive 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[mimi @MilanBrielle]

one thing about me is i’m going to use my notes app.

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

it's officially the first day of

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[meghan @deloisivete]

I did not realize how much of my adult life would be spent thinking about protein

[El Guarromántico @Guarromantico_]

Mood: