alejandrasmits

writer, director & going-to-bed-at-9pm aficionado

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hard-boiled eggs deserve more credit because yes they are hard but they're also soft... so yeah, they've taught me all I know about balance. And for that, I am forever thankful.

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Obsessed with my new gift: Poetry Scam by @alejandrasmits is speaking to my soul and it hurts but it's so good

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Adult life diary: I saw a sixteen-year-old posting something on an app whose interface I couldn't identify

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@Pmaralb Kieran disimula muy bien la vdd

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Bongry: Bored therefore kinda hungry.

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Some people say I'm unhinged. And I am.

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❤️❤️❤️thank u, paid subscribers❤️❤️❤️
you make this project possible.

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Billionaires: *pay millions for a ride to space*
Me: Uhm. We're. already. in. space.

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@Peathefeary damn Pea 😲

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@andreagumes sueño lésbico worldwide ❤️🪡

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Innernet > Internet

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Adult Life Diary:
I'm turning 30 in two months. Will I finally start to feel like an adult then?

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No one told me mommy brain means you forget how to conjugate verbs

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@Pmaralb pablo me lo ha enseñado y toi en shokkk

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In the game of pretend, I found real things

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The truth about truth is that is very elusive

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I see you driving in your Benz
dressed in furs made by Enzo
sad and high on your benzos

your Italian isn’t good but who cares

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To say “I’m observing life” could mean literally anything, because everything happens within the walls of life

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Let's not forget Olivia Wilde was Marissa Cooper's lesbian love interest in The O.C

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I know nothing to be true but the views are nice

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Adult Life Diary:
I genuinely enjoy going to bed at 10 pm