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compu usb

[Jake. @YedIin]

If you’re not willing to sacrifice your sleep schedule for the World Cup then you’re simply not taking advantage of your one life on earth

[. @profuugo]

quisiera ser más gracioso para escuchar tu risa más seguido

[Angelina @decodelily]

my version of flirting is looking at someone i find attractive multiple times and hoping they're braver than me

[໊ @soysabil]

“you make me hard but she makes me weak” the 1975 really said sex is great but have you ever been in love

[Marco @soymarcogm]

Ella aún no lo sabe pero voy a hacerle love bombing (amarla incondicionalmente durante 70 años) y después hacerle ghosting (morirme)

[chUnc 🇲🇽 @chunktrunk2]

People scared to go to the movies alone when the vibe is literally this

[audrey @amatrxx]

When this covid shit is over ima go to the gym and get a gf

[Ben Mwaba, PEIZ @mwaba_ben]

One thing about adulthood that way too many people learn way too late (and have no choice but to learn the hard way): you have to be deliberate/proactive about everything. For the first time in your life, you can't be passive participant in anything.

[ムキデザ│グラフィックデザイナー @MUKIDEZA2]

ベネズエラはこういう構え方になりました！

[ale @alejandrojsn]

Caracas imponiendo tendencias

[Connor Paton @connorpaton]

nyc has a froyo epidemic

line is pure insanity

[mads @m4dder4ll]

I think the hottest non sexual thing someone can do is know what song was sampled

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Friend: Why is your bathroom light purple.

Me: That's the shrimp setting.

Friend: The WHAT.

Me: The shrimp setting.

Friend: There should never be a sentence like that in a normal apartment.

Me: It calms them down.

Friend: WHO IS "THEM."

pause

tiny bubbling sound from bathroom

Friend: Why is your bathtub making aquarium noises.

Me: Okay before you panic,

Friend: THERE ARE LIVE SHRIMP IN YOUR TUB?!

Me: They're temporary guests.

Friend: You have CRUSTACEAN TENANTS.

Me: Their tank filter broke.

Friend: So your solution was "bathtub commune."

Me: They're actually thriving.

Friend: One of them just looked at me with intent.

Me: That's Marcus.

Friend: WHY DOES THE SHRIMP HAVE A NAME.

Me: Because he survived The Incident.

Friend: I'm scared to ask.

Me: Costco parking lot. July 2024. We lost good men.

Friend: THEY'RE SHRIMP.

Me: You don't understand war.

[adam @theCTO]

serverless is amazing.

you get:

- cold starts
- 14 dashboards
- functions timing out because JSON was 3kb too large
- logs delivered sometime between now and your retirement
- a billing model based on quantum mechanics

all to avoid managing a VPS that has had a working tutorial since 2009

[Mason @CardinalMason]

The literal #1 most suicidal belief you can have is that you’re an introvert/socially anxious/don’t like people.

I was this guy until around 22. Thought I was better than everyone else and actively chose not to be social.

Life completely changed when I started interacting with random people and just trying to make them laugh. Opportunities opened up, made relationships with people I never thought possible. Everything was just less dull and boring. Every day was fun for no reason.

You cannot be a lone wolf. It’s a mental illness.

Life is meaningless without people.

[luu ⋆｡°✩ @luumbrera]

evita el falso golpe de dopamina que produce contarle tus metas a los demás

[ein @stylishdawg]

accidentally called this a “button” instead of a “CTA” and my PM took me aside and shot me in the head

[𝑪𝒊𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒈𝒖𝒏 @Cibergun_]

Mi carrera en IT no empezó en la universidad, empezó a los 12 años cuando me saqué un posdoctorado en Ingeniería de Redes viendo tutoriales de YouTube con música de Linkin Park de fondo para poder abrir los puertos del router y jugar con mis amigos.

El fin de una era.

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

❗️Gavi: “All I told Vinicius was to shut up, that’s all” #FCB 😭

[Ondřej Flídr @snipercze]

@CWood_sdf Yeah....this was 10 years ago, 2016, on https://t.co/wgRcXIFGvR

[Chris Wood @CWood_sdf]

i love how people are saying "if we write a sufficiently detailed specification, the agent can write all our code"

do you know what writing a sufficiently detailed specification that deterministically maps to what a computer's actions is? it's coding