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[alejandra ✌🏽 @alejandumb]

smells like b i t c h

[BigYike 🇺🇸 @BigYike5]

@OlgaOkami Done

[sheku. 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @shekuwow]

Anytime I see “translated from Portuguese” I know I’ll be the first in my bloodline to read that sentence

[popstar benny ♪ ☆ @popstarbenny]

love seeing lil glitches like this outside

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

And it made you tweet just like he said.
He got your ass

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

How do I nominate a tweet for a Pulitzer

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Felt so moved and understood by this

[river 🦎🗝️🐭 @terriverpin]

The security at a concert checked my bag and said “fidget city in here!”

[blue @bluewmist]

There is a very specific female fatigue that comes from knowing exactly what is happening, explaining exactly what is happening, being told you are overreacting, and then watching exactly what is happening happen with excellent punctuality.

[blue @bluewmist]

i regret to inform you that personal growth rarely comes from acquiring new knowledge and almost always from:
•getting humiliated

•showing up terrified and doing it anyway

•admitting you might be the problem

[emily bengaltiger 🐈‍⬛ ⚾️ @emilyjobot]

absolute banger from my mom just now

[beck @unrivaled]

ooo i’m gay and i live in new york city ran by THE mayor mamdani and the new york knicks just won for the first time since 1973 so the entire city is happy girl fuck you

[Ulises @UlisesDavid__]

Honestamente si yo hubiera visto esto en el cielo también hubiera creído que es un dios.

[David @OxytocinDAVID]

FINNEAS COOKED HIM LMAOOO

[alejandra ✌🏽 @alejandumb]

Not anymore! We have a house 🥰

[Paul @orangepaulp]

wait this is so beautiful I’m gonna cry

[blue @bluewmist]

pretty shitty how baseline human activities like singing, dancing and making art got turned into skills instead of being seen as behaviors
so now it's like 'the point of doing them is to get good at them' and not 'this is a thing humans do, the way birds sing and bees make hives.