Alex Carson

Five time world beer pong champion 2017 🏆
Beer Pong Hall of Fame inductee 2021 🏅

[Fred The Red’s Burner Phone 👹📱 @FredUndercover]

BRAID MY NANS HAIR AND CALL HER PATRICK

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

[Jonathan Shrager @JonathanShrager]

I will massively rate Fletcher if he makes himself player-manager and selects a midfield trio of Fletcher, Fletcher and Fletcher. That’s the cojones a United manager needs

[Francis @FrancisChipp]

EXCLUSIVE🚨: Understand Newcastle United and England star Lewis Hall is secretly dating EastEnders legend Pam St Clement - sources claim the couple spent Christmas together.

Insiders say devoted Pam is even prepared to relocate to the North East to avoid any disruption to Halls Newcastle United career.

[Alex Carson @alejcarson]

@HLTCO @yehblitzed Well said 👏

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

https://t.co/UNlkL2Z9nE

[Statman Dave @StatmanDave]

HARRY MAGUIRE SCORED A PREMIER LEAGUE GOAL AT ANFIELD BEFORE £125M ALEXANDER ISAK 🤣🤣🤣

[Jamie H @JamieHComedy]

Cash out

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

These Coldplay concerts are getting out of hand.

[Josh @Joshnorton193]

Not seen my kid for about 15 mins but with portugals great record of kids being safe I’ve figured it’s time for another bock

[Jamie H @JamieHComedy]

Amazing what football can be achieved without a woke set piece goth.

[🥤 @IhateAlfieerr]

Inter Milan after 70 minutes

[Alex Carson @alejcarson]

The 🐐

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Official: Jonny Evans 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬 from professional football after leaving United ❤️👋🏻

🏆 x4 Community Shield
🏆 x3 Premier League
🏆 x2 Football League Cup
🏆 x1 Champions League
🏆 x1 FA Cup
🏆 x1 Club World Cup

[Enda Higgins @endahiggins88]

When I respond to 3 emails before 9 am

[Ben Obese-Jecty MP @BenObeseJecty]

Fabian Henry raped a 17-year-old girl whilst on bail for abducting a 15-year-old girl he’d groomed since she was 14.

When the previous Government tried to deport him to Jamaica, Labour MPs signed a letter to stop his flight. He wasn’t deported.

Keir Starmer signed that letter.

[Joel Beall @JoelMBeall]

Listen if you're not ready to run with Rory double-bogeying the first you're not built for this ride

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

Current mood:

[Callum @_callumstone]

I can’t do it anymore. Please listen to what he says.

God rest his soul but that statue was built and put in place in 2008 and George best passed away in 2005.

I beg of you now, stop believing this man is a United fan.

“That statue was there and they were all still here.”

[FPL Frasier @FPLfrasier]

Arteta tactics for the game

— Fall down dramatically all the time

— Win set pieces

— Set piece FC to score somehow

— Waste time otherwise and don’t let the game to flow

Football in 2025