Alejandro

Sempiternal ↺

[Alejandro @alejjandro_c]

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[^ @whisperandwords]

there’s only one fish in my sea

[Immortal Tessy @TheresaArueyin1]

The Bible says FLEE from lust, not pray it away. FLEE!

[. @KISST4R]

scaring the hoes by being too honest about my intentions

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Another banger I’m afraid

[xavier @nahimdifferent]

up going thru shit only Peter Parker and Future would get

[tasman @lildorothy_]

damn shawty have you considered the ramifications

[Narcissist @SanguineDescent]

just had a stroke of penius

[petiteprincess @girlyygirl666]

emotionally i’m outside a restaurant in paris smoking a cig

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

If that’s your girl then why am I like a brother to her

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

scientists have just discovered that three things can be true

[Emmanuel @E_mm_a_n_ue_l]

Yet another beautiful day stolen by the shackles of employment.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I have discovered that sitting completely still for hours on end does nothing

[typing... @imlauv_45]

be your own sun and be your own moon

[: @sn0oozey]

Telling your boss “you are loved” before giving your two weeks notice

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

"why do u have a gap in ur resume" idk why do u have a gap in ur staff. worry about that

[۟ @fentanyl]

I just woke up, thanked God then I slapped the floor like Collin Sexton

[tasman @lildorothy_]

asking everyone at the gun range if they believe in true love

[skand @binarySmith18]

you die a little every sunday evening when the clock strikes six

[kaíf @1kaiff]

it all ends on a random day btw