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[alex @alejorwei]

remembering the time i was in a head-on car accident and the cop who filed the report got my number from said report and texted me at 1am to ask how i was doing lol

[Jason Koebler @jason_koebler]

New: Cops keep getting arrested for using Flock to stalk people. Seemingly every week there's a new case, the details usually similar. Cops use unfettered access to Flock to surveil an ex. They most often search plates hundreds of times over months

https://t.co/QDou8Z8612

[alex @alejorwei]

bryan johnson largely turning public favor positive solely by becoming a Wife Guy men take notes

[alex @alejorwei]

the balls on her friend who walked in later and ordered a vodka gimlet …. you’ll both live in my nightmares for soo long, as well as the nightmares of the fucking 12 limes i wasted on you

[alex @alejorwei]

never going to forget the customer yesterday who walked into my cash-only, beer-and-a-shot dive bar and tried to order a Dark & Stormy, a Bahama Mama, a vodka redbull made with my personal redbull i brought, & finally settled on a marg made with hand squeezed lime juice

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today marks Nakba Day, an annual day of remembrance to commemorate the expulsion of more than 700,000 Palestinians between 1947 and 1949 during the creation of the State of Israel and the year that followed.

Inea is a New Yorker and a Nakba survivor. She shared her story with us — one of home, tradition and memory over generations.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today marks the 78th anniversary of the Nakba (catastrophe), during which more than 750,000 Palestinians were expelled and over 400 villages were destroyed to establish the State of Israel.

[brewster @brewsternova]

We in Chicago at the bar doing nothing #Nothing

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

[feeling like i have more in common with the dirt beneath my shoes than with the people around me] haha no big plans for me this weekend. what about you

[chuck 🏔 @crowcialist]

Learn

[courtney @elliottsmjth]

if you’re a girl with a sense of humor & an ounce of optimism they’ll literally kiII you

[🅱️ryson @chobloks]

When I pour hot motor oil on my downstairs neighbors they scream loud as fukkkkkk

[alex @alejorwei]

start putting antipsychotics in the water supply i am so serious

[rio @dior333rio]

why are you 30 and pissing me off

[kofi anon @poemPilled]

Chicago is not full at all and we actually need more girls because the ones that already know me are ignoring me

[alex @alejorwei]

i said “in two shakes of a lamb’s tail” and someone acted like i was putting a curse on them

[alex @alejorwei]

coworkers treating me like i’m insane and drunk at work because i say things like “bright eyed and bushy tailed” i know i have extensive brain damage but im genuinely concerned for them being concerned for me

[computer @computerforever]

calling You via the moon please answer

[sarah @dummystupidgirl]

texting the ? guy for ?