Paulita

wellesley ‘22 (she/hers) questbridge / LEDA / ponte las pilas 🇨🇴🇲🇽

[Paulita @alejxndrita]

@trauncy111 This is so midwestern coded

[Paulita @alejxndrita]

@kvetchbian Im so sorry Ella, sending you lots of love 💗

[Paulita @alejxndrita]

@linabean76 Noooo lmao please send me the TikTok bruh 😭

[Paulita @alejxndrita]

In an unexpected turn of events, 5-in-1 shampoo guy and I are getting married!

[Paulita @alejxndrita]

Deadass how are you in your 3rd year at h*rvard law school using 5-in-1 shampoo?

[Paulita @alejxndrita]

5-in-1 shampoo guy wants everyone to know that he now uses Maui Moisture (the green bottles), but has kept the 5-in-1 shampoo bc it’s “the best purchase he’s ever made”

[Paulita @alejxndrita]

@somesayju Lol he’s not! He uses Maui Moisture now 💅

[Paulita @alejxndrita]

Lol I didn’t interact bc I’m scared of getting kidnapped 😎

[Paulita @alejxndrita]

I was walking around downtown and was approached by a plus size model “recruiter” because I had the most “unique” walk she’d ever seen…Señora I just hurt my knee cause my sneaker is losing tread 😌😌

[Paulita @alejxndrita]

Hey Girl, the queen dying after reigning for such a long time has got me thinking…our reign wasn’t nearly long enough…life’s too short I miss u 😔

[Paulita @alejxndrita]

One of my favorite interactions with white latines is when they’re like yeah I might have blonde hair and blue eyes, my family came from Germany, were not Jewish BUT we’re definitely not nazis running away

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

he’s a 4 but you met him at a really formative time in your life

[Paulita @alejxndrita]

Dang life comes at you fast, at 5-in-1 Shampoo’s grandma’s funeral

[Paulita @alejxndrita]

(My dorm room)

[Paulita @alejxndrita]

5-in-1 shampoo yaking on campus rn…full circle moment…I’m so sorry (wine)

[Paulita @alejxndrita]

@kvetchbian No, it’s okay now! Was just on the phone for like seven hours but I figured it out :))

[Paulita @alejxndrita]

I hate US bureaucracy so much, I couldn’t get an expedited passport because I was naturalized too soon and the only appoint for urgent travel is in Chicago the day I’m flying to Mexico. I just wanna see my dad before I graduate, but I can’t come back to the US w/out a passport..

[Paulita @alejxndrita]

Bawling my eyes out rn at H*rvard law school on the phone with immigration and NOBODY is an immigration lawyer wth why are y’all in school ???

[Paulita @alejxndrita]

when you get exposed to covid on Sunday, so you have to miss marathon Monday...this is my villain origin story