ᶰᵒᵗ aleks

29 trying to be a good and honest interlocutor — he/him

[ᶰᵒᵗ aleks @aleksst_]

oftentimes i just yap without knowing what im saying im sorry y'all 🗣️🗣️

[ᶰᵒᵗ aleks @aleksst_]

feeling kinda homeless in a lot of ways except for the literal way

[ᶰᵒᵗ aleks @aleksst_]

my instagram reels algorithm has become pure dogshit i need to get back on da good gram but idk how

[ᶰᵒᵗ aleks @aleksst_]

im the opposite i hate tickets just message me directly for what u want‼️‼️‼️

[JT @jiratickets]

how the IT guy looks at you when you ask him a question directly instead of submitting a ticket

[ᶰᵒᵗ aleks @aleksst_]

me with like half of the things i talk about im so sorry to everyone i will not change i love to larp

[thomas @kamis4to_o]

you ever try to befriend someone over a common interest and realize mid convo that they’re larping it

[jessa @jaseysm0m]

long-term long-distance low-commitment casual online schizuationship

[ᶰᵒᵗ aleks @aleksst_]

genuinely the most humiliating thing to do is ask someone to hang out

[cph @cathyparkhong]

FINALLY saw the Odyssey and may agree with Emily Wilson here: "I don’t think it’s a complicated movie. And I don’t think it’s even about a complicated man. I think it’s a quite simple action hero movie about an action hero who feels bad about being an action hero."

[ᶰᵒᵗ aleks @aleksst_]

@ColinMylrea make it a youtube essay

[𝖒𝖔𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖌 @wanted4mogging]

worst dude you'll ever meet and best dude you'll ever meet are both calling themselves "sensitive young man" on twitter and it's on you to tell the difference

[ᶰᵒᵗ aleks @aleksst_]

@GroovyTonybby 6 or 6.5 out of 10

[ᶰᵒᵗ aleks @aleksst_]

if anyone needed concrete proof of mass hallucinations/hysteria, this whole knife thing is direct proof of it and i am losing my mind over it

[bre. @amanimslove]

esse filme ficou 1000% mais foda quando você repara nos pequenos detalhes. tipo que, na realidade, ela estava segurando uma faca de manteiga e, quando muda pra perspectiva dele, ela tá com uma faca super afiada

[menthol cigarette enjoyer @69LostAnts]

i dont think the knife was changed i think a lot of you just dont know about angles in motion

[ᶰᵒᵗ aleks @aleksst_]

claire and evil inverted claire

[✒️ @Literariium]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[ᶰᵒᵗ aleks @aleksst_]

yearners when they finally get the yearning they ordered

[ᶰᵒᵗ aleks @aleksst_]

yearning real hard rn im begging someone to lobotomize me and throw me into a ditch

[Rita Repulsive @myc0latt]

If i ever get back into dating and discover that someone i thought I'd really clicked with was using an ai assistant to manage our relationship the whole time i would kill myself in a way that redefines how the world thinks of suicide