Duale once threatened the public to name all the financiers of terrorism in the country
The long wait is here with us 2024.
When is he planning to walk the talk.
@citizentvkenya
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@Rhymaholic@LarryMadowo It is crystal clear from your statement you're the type that looks at the glass half empty.
Change your spectrum.
GenZs have done what millennials couldn't dare.
The future is bright.
#RejectfinanceBill2024
@C_NyaKundiH This is a big blow to our country, considering steps taken by the private sector to invest in the banking Industry.
Itabidi tume embrace mattress banking.
@KBonimtetezi I pity leaders who express their dissatisfaction on social media.
You can actually call them and have a one one one conversation. That'd be helpful on your part and theirs.
Hii lamenting achia raia.
According to the SUNDAY NATION, the following six Cabinet Secretaries have their jobs hanging up in the air, like a freshly rinsed afuong'o at Kolenyo Cham Wadu Bar & Rest.
First on the chopping board is the daughter of Sikhendu herself, who once checked into a funeral in Matisi Corner and chased the OCS like my grandmother's dog, Osama, despite the Ministry of Health not being responsible for the management and welfare of the police. The Maryhill Girls' alumna is being accused of running her mouth at the speed of light, shooting first and aiming later, in a One Government roadside policy that is increasingly exposing the cabinet that is desperate to prove they are not incompetent at birth.
The fallout from the doctors' strike, now staggering into the third week, and which is threatening to snowball into a full-scale industrial labour protest march with other unions joining in, and the lackluster manner with which she has handled the public backlash, has all the indications of President William Ruto taking a keen look at his choices for this critical ministerial docket. She may soon be let go to spend more time focusing on her fulltime hobby of ducking flying projectiles at charged funerals in Trans Nzoia County in the company of those who shall not be named due to the sensitivity of this matter.
Coming in second place is the guy who has never seen a problem that 700 Million Shillings cannot solve. The Manchester United number one fan, who grew up adoring Jay Jay Okocha in between sheltering from torrential rain inside Embobut forest, is being accused of swinging in his revolving chair while sipping croissants as the death toll from road carnage competes with Malaria on the latest mortality rankings. Just like Erik Ten Hag, he has asked for more time to groom Harry Maguire in his own image, although time is running out and Gareth Southgate Mosonik might be on his way to Transcom House to salvage the flooding Nairobi Expressway.
If there's a man who has a had a target on his back since he signed his oath of office, that guy is Shies Eshekiel Machogu. From greeting Muslim adherents 'Salam Aleko' while looking like a bewildered Bedouin camel herder who has lost half his herd in the alleyways of Masaba, the former Mombasa District Commissioner has never recovered his full mojo since he attended a public function in Kisii where Governor Simba Arati caused his hands to tremble like a leaf after being asked whether he wanted to see what Didmus Barasa saw at a Kibera polling station in 1906.
The guy on to your far left, bottom row, holding his chin while staring at a bleak future, is the Minister responsible for Internal Security, and technically the one you should run to whenever bandits tiptoe into your home to raid your cattle and extract a pint of your blood without your consent.
But does he look like someone who can even protect his job? Sunday Nation says ish-ish, which is the politically correct way of saying, you're going home, son.
Reports coming through the past week says President Ruto has been alarmed at what exactly is going on in Baringo North and why close to two years later, the Interior CS has posted more pictures while wearing military fatigue than the number of bandits he has successfully eliminated, and may soon be asked to choose between being a Nyayo House fashion model and speaking to the insecurity of Kenyans with a commanding voice.
Trade CS Rebecca Miano is being dragged into the guillotine by virtue of sharing a cabinet responsibility with the man who holds the unenviable national record of losing his way to hotel rooms at ungodly hours while holding the wrong keys.
The Kenya Bureau of Standards, which falls under her Ministry, is being accused of helplessly watching as untouchable government shareholders up the food chain adulterate inorganic fertilizers, a function that technically falls under the Ministry of Agriculture. Her failure to walk into KEBS with a fresh broom is being attributed to the refusal by the Agriculture Minister to acknowledge the existence of fake fertilizers in the market, despite all evidence pointing to the contrary.
And because of collective cabinet responsibility that requires of her to to be tied with her colleagues at the hip, she is now faced with either of the two options; disassociate herself from the sentiments that there are no fake fertilizers in the market, and save herself from the hangman's noose; or stick with the story and go down with him when the axe comes.
Sunday Nation has refused to say, that of the six Ministers whose images have been placed here for cabinet chopping, this is the order in which their jobs hang in the balance, on a scale of 1 to 10 - 1 being code green and 10 red alert.
Susan Nakhumicha - 7.5
Kipchumba Murkomen - 5.0
Ezekiel Machogu - 6.5
Kithure Kindiki - 7.0
Rebecca Miano - 4.5
Mithika Linturi - 9.0
As for me and my family, we will serve the Lord.