Alejandra

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[Alejandra @alemua92]

Having a baby really changed my perspective on life.

[Alejandra @alemua92]

It’s so weird to me when people just disappear for no reason. Like what is the thought process???

[Alejandra @alemua92]

@vanessarreyees But can’t measure the windows right 😂

[Alejandra @alemua92]

@BabyfaceAr A taurus will see the 600 and stay home lol.

[Alejandra @alemua92]

@ZodiacFacts do my chart

[Alejandra @alemua92]

It’s from Trader Joe’s so it’s healthy….

[Alejandra @alemua92]

@ZodiacFacts can you read my chart

[Alejandra @alemua92]

If there is one skill people really need to learn , it would be to write a resume. The resumes I look at, Im just like 😳.

[Alejandra @alemua92]

@annabaye Not black tie protection lol

[Alejandra @alemua92]

What is it with husbands and the need to take a shit the minute we say, “okay let’s go”.

[Alejandra @alemua92]

@annabaye Hahaha girl people were honking at me. I’m like chill.

[Alejandra @alemua92]

@_ljsmoov And you almost had to deal with an unplanned fainting spell lol

[Alejandra @alemua92]

@_ljsmoov Crumbl cookies are trash. I literally don’t understand the hype.

[Alejandra @alemua92]

@annabaye Girl slide through I’m throwing one on the 29th

[Alejandra @alemua92]

Is it just me or did everyone get bigger because I swear my size jean was always available and now i can’t even get my size. Which is a size 12.

[Alejandra @alemua92]

@_ljsmoov @_ljsmoov @annabaye bitch you imagine professing your love and crying the whole time lmao

[Alejandra @alemua92]

No job should only give you 30 minutes for lunch. You need 1 hour for sure.

[Alejandra @alemua92]

Dude, girls really be like if I catch him/her cheating I’m cheating too… orrrr just a thought here, you can leave him/her and save yourself the headache.

[Alejandra @alemua92]

It’s like your planning a wedding, then BAM you’re 7 days away.

[Alejandra @alemua92]

Swear every time I’m feeling down and I hear @JheneAiko Chilombo album I be feeling hella better and motivated after.