alero🍸

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[purple🍃✨ @doseofpurple_]

not using ai and still getting 60% ai detected has to be the modern version of being accused of witchcraft.

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

just got hospitalized for being cringe. they put me in the awk ward

[miia @miiagarro]

me on facetime looking at myself & not listening

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

my idea of a risky text is asking for a favor

[Onion Cider @abbietayo]

To be fair, I’d have to bleach my skin.

[cocaine 🧂 @nativewhalefx]

I don’t know why but ‘gbese’ is such an appropriate way to describe being in debt

[neg. @youallalongphan]

the fic characters whenever i stop reading mid sex scene and now they have to wait for me to come back

[fresils @iFresils]

please, wear your nice clothes everyday. the special occasion is being alive.

[Pelumi @Msliterarylover]

If you want to get into romance novels, these are a few I think you should start with.
1. Faceless by Amma Darko
2. Stay with me by Ayobami Adebayo
3. Adanna by Adesuwa O’man
4. The Middle Daughter by Chika Unigwe
5. A Thousand Splendid Suns
6. Tomorrow I Become a Woman

[🐓⬆️🔛🪔🐓 @loveiceprincesz]

Isn't this just a Nigerian classroom

[cyn🌸 @cynugwudike]

jesus

[𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_]

when I say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today

[𝙒𝙢. @excusewilliam]

When the children of God are gathered at the end of time, Elon Musk shall be brought forth to answer for his crimes against humanity.

[LK 🕷️ @LKSherms]

after losing my mind for 4 hours i’ve decided nothing is really that serious

[Hind Rajab 🇵🇸 ♥️ @LungeloN_Zulu]

A good girl.

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

terrorists are kidnapping people- una go do skit.

nigerians fry akara to cope with the bad economy - una go do skit.

nigerians are going through xenophobic attacks - una go do skit.

what exactly is funny about these situations? are you people cursedddd???

[27. @dimvji]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[xL @logicfgs]

Come look at this

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

I don’t even get the tribalism in Nigeria, there is no place in Nigeria that has excellence, all of us are mediocre and shameless.