ur space stepbro

this is a account ✨ one dm=one picture of my venmo username

[ur space stepbro @ales_ix]

feeling hot and mysterious again scorpio season is here i can tell

[ur space stepbro @ales_ix]

bitches who used to say matcha tastes like spinach and seaweed lately:

[ur space stepbro @ales_ix]

update i have all of them blocked

[ur space stepbro @ales_ix]

when i got a job at the airport i was not expecting to cuddle with my coworkers at night on a weekly basis

[ur space stepbro @ales_ix]

childhood is watching undercover boss and putting yourself in the undercover bosses shoes and feeling empathy for the first time. adulthood is thinking about what sob story would humanize you to an undercover boss so he’ll give you a $3 raise

[ur space stepbro @ales_ix]

babe wake up new hypocritical controversy just dropped!!

[ur space stepbro @ales_ix]

the girls trip made it out of the group chat!! and into my notes app because i fucking went by myself

[ur space stepbro @ales_ix]

lowkey might be some kind of evil con artist that does and says things people like to trick them into liking me 😔

[ur space stepbro @ales_ix]

literally my worldly outlook has taken a steep dive for the worst in the past four days god i wish it was sunny out

[ur space stepbro @ales_ix]

@jzux lmao

[ur space stepbro @ales_ix]

so i deleted tiktok and i spend a lot less time online now but i’ve revisited my old pre phone habit of daydreaming about fake scenarios a lot

[ur space stepbro @ales_ix]

why is this just so fucking random

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

We’re working to ban surprise “resort fees” that hotels tack on to your bill.

These fees can cost up to $90 a night at hotels that aren’t even resorts.

It just isn’t right.

[ur space stepbro @ales_ix]

turns out not sleeping for long amounts of time is actually a skill you can acquire and the only con is it takes years off your life

[ur space stepbro @ales_ix]

who the fuck reads through a book of baby names and lands on fucking kyle are u serious

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

damn I ratioed the president

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

TRAINS we want TRAINS

[ur space stepbro @ales_ix]

january in the pnw is really the worst but damn look at this fucking moss

[ur space stepbro @ales_ix]

“you must still have a fast metabolism” no im pretty sure it’s the microplastics in my stomach making me think i’m not hungry but thank you

[ur space stepbro @ales_ix]

diagnose me with anti flake, ifc i just can’t say no to people

[ur space stepbro @ales_ix]

childhood is watching undercover boss and putting yourself in the undercover bosses shoes and feeling empathy for the first time. adulthood is thinking about what sob story would humanize you to an undercover boss so he’ll give you a $3 raise

[ur space stepbro @ales_ix]

went to an eye appointment and after figuring out my prescription the optometrist said “you have great potential to see!” like???? yeah if you give me corrective lenses?? that’s kind of how this whole thing works