Alesh Mofo

low-key is high-key..

[Mark S @07Simmo]

I can’t find the poll for the following players:

- Anderson £130m
- Isak £130m
- Rogers £117m
- Wirtz £115m
- Rice £105m
- Tonali £100m

Pogba is x10 the player they ever will be @SkySportsNews

#MUFC #MCFC #LFC #AFC #CFC #THFC

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

Ronaldo the baller : 1 VERIFIED miracle.
Apostuu Iren the MOG; 0 VERIFIED miracle.

[Billy @_billyreid]

No former professional footballer has ever looked less like a former professional footballer than Andrey Arshavin

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

91 year old legendary Argentinian journalist Macaya Márquez was in press conference, covering his 18th (!) World Cup 🐐

“Let me ask you… will Messi play against Jordan or not?” 😬

“I’d never reply to any journalist on this topic now… but it is coming from you, and so I tell you: Messi will not start” 👏🏼

“I respect you too much, I’m proud to see you here”, added.

Scaloni then went to hug Márquez and took a picture 🫂🥹

Two absolute legends. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐠𝐮𝐲. 👏🏼

🎥 @okdobleamarilla

[🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash]

“You go enjoy ball, your salary fit no complete o but you go enjoy ball”

[Ashley Young @youngy18]

From Sefton Road to Vicarage Road to Villa Park to Wembley to Old Trafford to San Siro back to Villa Park to Goodison Park and finally to Portman Road. It’s been some journey that I only dreamt of as a boy! But with this dream there has to be an ending and Saturday might be the Last Game Of My Professional Career🤘🏾💛💜🤍❤️💙 23 years and OUT!

To be continued….

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

Your fridge runs 24 hours a day. Solar panels only work while the sun’s out. That mismatch is the entire reason this plant exists, and the fix is just hot salt.

The Dunhuang plant in China’s Gobi Desert uses 12,000 mirrors aimed at a single tower about as tall as an 80-story building. All that focused sunlight heats a mix of salts (the same stuff in fertilizer) to 565°C, hot enough to glow red. That liquid salt gets pumped into giant insulated tanks. The tanks are so well insulated they only lose about 1°C per day. When the city needs electricity at 2am, the hot salt boils water into steam, the steam spins a turbine, and you get power. Same basic process as a coal plant. Just no coal.

Here’s what makes this different from regular solar: the storage lasts 11 hours. Sun goes down, plant keeps running all night. The big batteries that cities plug into their power grids right now? Those typically hold about 4 hours of electricity. Building batteries that last 11 hours is possible, but the cost balloons fast. A German energy storage study found that storing energy in hot salt costs roughly 33x less than storing it in the lithium-ion batteries we use today.

China has built 27 of these plants so far, enough to power roughly a million homes. They doubled that number in 2025 alone. Another 3,000 megawatts (enough for about 2 million more homes) are under construction right now, with 4,000 more in the planning stage. Beijing wants 15,000 megawatts by 2030.

The US tried this same technology once. Ivanpah, out in the Mojave Desert. Cost $2.2 billion. But they skipped the storage part entirely, so it could only make power while the sun was shining. It needed natural gas every morning just to start up. It’s now slated to shut down in 2026, thirteen years early, because regular solar panels got so cheap they made the whole project obsolete. China took the same idea, added the one part America left out, and is now building dozens of them.

One more thing worth knowing. The salt is made from basic industrial chemicals. No lithium mining. No cobalt. No rare earth metals. And it lasts 30 years of daily use before the tanks need work.

[MUFC Scoop @MUFCScoop]

Fabio: “My brother did something wrong in the game & he [Sir Alex Ferguson] came at half time to speak with him but came to me. He started to shout f*ck off! Carrick or Ferdinand said this is not Rafael & he said f*ck off they’re the same!” 🤣🤣🤣 #MUFC

[Manchester United Women @ManUtdWomen]

SIMIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Why the fck are there people named Charles? You are ONE Charle.

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

This was Pablo Escobar in 1988 where he said that c0c@!n3 wasn’t the real problem, hypocrisy was. He argued drv&$ spread because of demand, just like alc0h0l, and that the U.S. only called c0c@!n3 dangerous because Colombians controlled it.

[Saddick Adams @SaddickAdams]

😂😂😂😂😂

[laurie @Welsh__Laurie]

Isn't it weird how KFC is one letter away from Fuck?
New slogan idea...
KFC: All that's missing is U.

[Gilmore🇳🇬 🇬🇧 @Gilmoorre]

Na everybody collect this time 🤣🤣🤣🤣
New age interviewer, New age clothing brands, New age Streamers 💀💀

[y4yi @yxyiagain]

no need to hate on this one, he no fit succeed.

[𝕒𝕕𝕖. @_bigade_]

You dey whine Baddest ???

[rewaju @onedarkhorse_]

i realized MTN make a data plan unavailable and replace it with a more expensive one the moment they see you can afford the last one, and that realization didn’t change my mindset, it changed my sim card, @MTNNG bye losers.😡

[SIR CHUCHO 🎖️ @SirChucho]

🚨BREAKING: Chelsea are huge admirer of Finidi George to replace Enzo Maresca as the Chelsea FC manager.

Chelsea will decide in the next few days

(@LouieDi13 )

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

i think people are misunderstanding what happened to the skit industry.

at first, skits were easy money. you record with your phone, people laugh, followers grow, brands pay. for a while, that was enough. everybody was winning.

but skits have one problem nobody talks about: they finish you.

today you’re funny. tomorrow you must be funnier. next week you must trend again or people forget you. there’s no rest. no pause. no “I’ll come back later.” if you stop posting, the noise moves on.

so people started asking normal questions:

“how long can I keep doing this?”
“what happens when people stop laughing?”
“what do I fall back on?”

that’s when you see the pattern.

sydney didn’t stop skits because he failed, he saw that music business lasts longer than jokes.

carter efe noticed streaming pays consistently even when you’re not viral.

lively realized football fans argue every week with steady attention.

macaroni knew skits can’t replace movies forever.

comedy gave them the visibility, not security.

and once they made enough money and connections, it stopped making sense to keep chasing laughs every day.

these people didn’t leave because skits stopped working.
they left because they finally could afford to leave.