NotMyFirstChoice

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

CRISTIANO RONALDO'S FIRST EVER WORLD CUP KNOCKOUT ROUND GOAL COMES IN TORONTO! 🇵🇹 #FIFAWorldCup

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it is 10PM😭

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

We’re obsessed with the idea that poor people might take more than they need, but we never question why the super rich are never satisfied with what they already have.

[Simon-Pierre Bernier @bern_04]

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[Luca Rosano @lucarosano3]

8 years. 8 different NBA Champions.

Raptors really started the parity era in the NBA.

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

THANK YOU @ HOCKEY GODS!!

[♡ @crestieyy]

april fools is canceled this year. there's no joke bigger than this economy

[julia @eastoncow]

how it feels watching the jays after six months of leafs hockey

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“Press R3”

8 year old me:

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me realizing it's been 6 years saying it'll get better but it actually gets worse

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

we took so long growing from age 10 to 20 but the speed at which we are moving to 30 is alarming

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

The most tiring thing about adulting for me is how CONSTANT it is. There’s ALWAYS something to sort out. “Chilling” usually just means you’re ignoring the million things on your to-do list.

[ebby ᥫ᭡. @luvshqrks]

life got so serious i lost my call of duty skills

[Param @Param_eth]

Kids born 2000–2004:

- Corona fucked up everything
- After corona, students forgot how to write on paper
- Worst college life
- No real friends
- Unemployment arc
- War and missiles
- AI taking real jobs
- Mental health issues and depression
- Anyone can write code, real devs not needed
- No healthy life

[Barbell Financial 💪🏻💰 @BarbellFi]

The life of a boomer:

- Graduated when a degree guaranteed a job

- College tuition cost 6 blueberries

- Worked at one company for 30 years

- Bought a house at 22 on one income

- Wife could stay home & raise the kids

- Monthly mortgage cost less than Netflix today

- Networking happened at the strip club

- “Work hard & you’ll get ahead” was actually true

- Promotions meant life changing money & not just a pizza party

- Passed on their generational trauma to their kids

- Rode a historic bull market into retirement with a fat pension

- Sold their house for 30x what they paid

- Enjoy their social security checks while the fund runs out of money

- Tell their kids to stop buying lattes

[zach @zjlaing]

can we stop pretending like the americans were this team of destiny? they spent half a game tied with latvia, were down 1-0 and 2-1 to denmark, and went to overtime with sweden and canada, getting outshot 42-28 in the gold medal game.

[Petrichor ❤️🇨🇦❤️ 💙💛 @Chasingharmony1]

I dreaded a Canada vs USA battle for gold in the Olympics because (in light of current politics) I knew if they won, they would gloat and insult us and be generally awful.
They immediately showed themselves to be far worse than I imagined.
Just zero sportsmanship or class.

[Seider da collida @seiderdacollida]

Took the states 46 years to win gold and they think they “own” the sport😭😭😭

[🎩 @HR_6IX]

People who don’t watch sports gotta be the happiest human beings ever bro

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

when it’s finally your turn to be an adult and suddenly the economy starts getting worse and the price of everything goes up