Alessandra

MILF who loves candy

[Alessandra @Alessandracc321]

Emma: I scared
Emma 10 seconds later:

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump: A lot of people are saying I'm one of the greatest presidents ever

Reporter: They aren't saying that

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

Holy shit Pattinson's voice in this is nuts

[A Shot @ashotmagazine]

Robert Pattinson’s 2026 run should be studied.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

unpopular opinion: we shouldn’t use volunteers for war, we should draft everyone who has a domestic violence charge since they already proved they like to fight so much.

[optimus crime @deannajmo_]

I think we moved on too quickly from Kristi Noem’s husband wearing giant fake titties

[RedLeader @RedLeader2022]

This is who Perez Hilton is. F-k him.

[Jonothan Jacobo @Colin_Field_2]

“We kindly ask that you respect Perez’s privacy” LMFAOOOOOO EAT SHIT

[HEEDlE @Heyheedie]

wasn’t shit funny for a good 5 seconds 😭😭

[Joey Salads @JoeySalads]

The Internet: "Whatever you do, don't watch the Perez Hilton video"

Me: "Now way it is that bad, *Watches it*"

Me: "Whatever you do, don't watch the Perez Hilton video"

[welp. @YSLONIKA]

THE PEREZ HILTON VIDEO ????! WTFFFF

[lucky @irereieri]

holding his bicep while we walk hmm yes

[sol number one defender @donoharmm]

Ms sadness ruining the video

[Chowder 🐺 @imbrownonline]

hate when my gf shows me younger pictures of herself and asks if I think she was pretty. like yes I would have groomed you, now what

[H.N.S★ @notanartistbro]

Marvel heroes when New York is in danger but its not their movie…

[99szn @99sznx]

nahhh never leaving this app

[Eungyu @jacfkpot]

TERNYATA WARNA TERBARU NEW BALANCE 740 CANTIK BANGET 😭

[KD @elitelife_kd]

I laugh at a lot of scary movies, but this one had got me,ngl..wasn’t shit funny ..seen this shit in theaters too lol