optimus crime

Drag designer as seen on RuPaul’s drag race, King of Drag, NYFW, and more. 👑Duchess of Philly fashion, insta: deannajmo

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I was insane for this (all hand built and painted by me)

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Just had a thought

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So this is taking a lot longer to heal than I anticipated and I’ve been out of work going on 3 weeks, I’ll live but if anyone wants to cashapp/ Venmo me @ Deannajmo I would be the opposite of mad

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@hausofdecline I’ll never forget when you announced you were transitioning and I realized I didn’t know what gender you were to begin with so I had to wait until the first selfie dropped

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Maybe I should blow through my savings and drink morning to night and write a novel about depression like men do

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Performers will treat their creative staff like shit then post heartfelt thinkpieces about the craft

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I was not meant for any prior time, I love holding an electric fan in my thigh crease for my dog while I play Xbox

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Due to issues from my past I cannot buy a gun to destroy flock cameras but I hope those who can will consider doing so in my honor

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I yearn for the luxury of Arm In Different Position

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I mean you’ve got me curious

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Been feeling very mommy daddy unmake me save me from this hell of living lately

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There is simply no planet on which I’m sitting through a baseball game when it’s 102°

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I want soup so bad but I know that with one hand that would inevitably be a series of disasters

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My therapist got promoted and I’m gonna miss her so bad. Last session I asked “is that too petty?” And she said “not petty enough, in my opinion”

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Polycule recruitment tactics are getting better, I did almost go to that “tons of booze and s’mores” bonfire

[Robin 🐛 @Undue_Risk]

Critical support to the Pride Baltimore light rail taking out a Tesla

[JACK ⚧︎ @lithophage]

having PTSD is kind of like this

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People are saying things to me like “you are strong and brave” which is never good

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(Parts of) the body are giving

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Just realized tomorrow I have to both:
-wear my dominant arm in a sling
-boil a knife
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